assfuck

1 fucking someone in the anus
2 all teachers at school

my teacher english is a assfuck

by anal-child October 8, 2003

assfuck

A person who is found exceptionally irritating due to a profound lack of intelligence, consideration for others, or both.

A man who is too rude or stupid to get it in the right hole.

I dumped my last boyfriend because he was a total assfuck.

Get out of my lane, assfuck!

by GrammarWhore November 30, 2006

assfucked

To be reamed in one's posterior region. Can also be used as a term of ownage

You mess around like a bitch you get assfucked like a bitch!

by Metsubo March 2, 2006

assfuck

for full definition, look under "dumbfuck" or "shitfuck"

you are an assfuck
i hate you, you assfucker

by you suck dumbfuck November 12, 2002

assfuck

1.somebody who annoys the shit out of you

2.fuck in the ass

1. OMG he is such an assfuck
2. Damnnn I just got assfucked

by Ashleyrlkjsoidfn December 5, 2009

Assfuck

A term used to describe someone whos an asshole and a fuck head.

Kerri: Hey Janelle!
Janelle: Hey assfuck!

by TEHkerri April 1, 2007

assfuck

a person who is very annoying and is an ass. also they could be very full of themselves and can't accept the fact that they are wrong at times.

you: Marilyn Manson is my idol. I mean he is awesome. His words are so inspiring.
assfuck: merilyn is just a stupid retard that doesn't know what he is doing. did you see how he dresses? walking around with underwear.

you: its self expression. thats why i admire him. he doesn't care what other people say.

assfuck: merilyn manson sucks!
you: when are you going to realize that you can't spell Marilyn?
*assfuck signs off*

by ...are_you_a_retard?... August 23, 2009