assfart sandwhich

When you fart on two pieces of bread and eat it.

"Keaton was hungry so he made himself an assfart sandwhich!"

by Keaton23 April 10, 2009

assfart

cool beans

-what the fuck is an assfart?
-cool beans

by teknrioh December 6, 2021

Assfart

Someone who is a DORK Loser, who also happens to be annoying, with a fat ego, because they think they're smarter than you. And their face just reminds you of a Loud, Wet, Sloppy, Hurricane FART.

Female 1: Taylor Swift's type including herself are always total Assfart's.
Female 2: They never fail to disappoint me with their Assfart characteristics.

by averylikeableperson August 14, 2023

Assfart

A stuck up leo bitch who’s codependent and only cares about white men. Stingy asf. Very self-centered. And apparently her vagina taste like strawberries.

Boy 1: Oh my god she’s so nice
Boy 2: Are you sure about that?
Boy 1: Yea, why?
Boy 2: Cuz she’s an assfart

by Alia6853147 November 24, 2021

cyrus assfart

tall 6'5" handsome man with a huge cock, brown hair, incredibly gassy and smart :) he's buff and center of attention but is so humble he would in game himself :) so humble and Cute I'm gonna moongoon all over him and force transition him to a femboy and become a feeker for him

Cyrus: I'm soooooo chopped I'm gonna in game

Me: Become a femboy right now! so moongoon all over you and Charizard on you!

Cyrus: But I'm shortttttttt 6'5" is avg height due to tiktok height inflation!!

Me: I'm gonna inflate you, cyrus assfart!

by t0tallyfunb0x August 8, 2025

assfart

wet fart from your behind regional area that smells like rotted eggs and Taco Bell!

Eww! Grace just had an assfart! How gross

by assfart ass February 2, 2021