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Assem

Assem - Kazakh name for girls. Assem means - gorgeous, beautiful. Girls named Assem are usually smart, sensitive and beautiful.
- hey, what's the meaning of your name?

- it means, beautiful, gorgeous...
- "Assem" ... your name is beautiful...just like you...
by girlfromQAZAQSTAN June 1, 2022
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Assem

That one annoying guy in school that nobody likes. He’s a big fat nerd. He thinks he’s him, but he’s really not but overall, fuck him
Assem is the biggest nerd known to man
by Ihateassem December 22, 2024
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‘Celebratory’ Assembly

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An assembly with which to celebrate students ‘achievements’ such as birthdays. –held every Friday afternoon- similar to Mass, but is hosted by a manwho regards himself on par with God like stature, along with a long-haired Science co-ordinator, who, funnily enough, is a bitch; an assembly in which a regimented clap is allowed for a controlled burst of time.
Example---
HT: So let’s have on e round of a happy birthday rendition.
{Terrible piano playing ensues, coupled with the vocals to ‘Happy Birthday’ from children… followed by clapping.}
HT: Right! Nathan! You can go sit outside my office, there was no need for that extra-clap of an outburst.
Teacher: Once again, an excellent and most celebratory, ‘Celebratory’ Assembly
by Gwendolenalexia July 30, 2012
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Assel

The nicest person you’ll ever meet this person is funny Smart and beautiful there is no other definition
by Ana Diaz November 27, 2018
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Assel

A beautiful woman, whose name means "honey" or "sweety". Assel loves power and smart men.
Assel is a sexy lady!
by Umpencio November 28, 2017
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Quarter assed

When you can't even muster half of an ass to do something you deem undesirable, such as mowing your lawn, writing a book report, or raising your children.
My boss told me to have the sales figures drawn up on the double. It was Friday afternoon, so I put together a quarter assed powerpoint presentation for the meeting.
by gimmedatsammich February 14, 2012
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AssEar

End result of wearing huge earrings which leaves large holes in the ear. Fixing the holes results in stitches that leave a scar that looks like an A-Hole.
Yo Michelle, Those earrings the size of a Double Stuff Oreo are going to give you AssEar
by Michelle1965 October 14, 2019
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