Ass Douche 

noun: A clever derivative of Douche or Douche bag, used to avoid sounding like said vaginal sanitation article instead of using the same overused, xbox live, twelve year-old insult again and again with no clever follow up.

Verb: Something most pop-stars, hookers, and Ned Baddy do every day to avoid rectal infection.

Obnoxious idiot: Yea, well I did your mom last night!

You: Ass Douche

Obnoxous idiot: ........ (head explodes while trying to think of a comeback, which he knows is impossible)

Ass Douche by drifter45 November 6, 2011

pansy ass douche face 

also known as PADF

1. a person who cannot handle the most minor circumstances without getting their panties all in a bunch

2. someone who cannot help but act like a douche when it comes to dealing with small problems

1. He's mad at me for no reason. why is he acting like a pansy ass douche face?

pansy ass douche face by m-cherry February 8, 2010

Adidouche 

Someone who insists on dressing head to toe in Adidas attire, (probably knocked off/fake) in an attempt to look less of the low life they really are, yet failing miserable, contributing to their overall douchebaggery.

You see that complete and utter douche covered in adidas gear down the precinct?

That, my friend, sounds like an Adidouche

Adidouche by realhorrorshow April 7, 2015

ass douche 

toilet paper, as in a product used to cleanse the ass of filth

hey would you mind getting me another roll of ass douche? im all out in here.

ass douche by anonomous July 18, 2004

Gay Ass Douche 

This one kid that's a tool.
Everyone hates him. or her, cause no one knows whether it's a boy or a girl.

Bob: Hey Walker, who's that?
Walker: Oh, it's just that gay ass douche again.
Bob: Right on

Gay Ass Douche by Walkz425 September 22, 2009

Ass douche 

Simply put.... an enema.

Person 1: hey dude. You got some crazy swamp ass.You be smellin ripe bro. Maybe you should head out to the drug store and pick up an ass douche.
Person 2: ass douche?
Person 1: yeah man, you know, an enema
Person 2: damn dawg I didn't realize my ass be stankin like dat. Guess I better head out and get me an ass douche.
Person 1: yeah bro, you need it.
Person 2: can you help me with it after I get it?
Person 1: 🤢

Ass douche by Sooneynoowippybippyskrippyscre February 9, 2019

Aydouche 

going too say douche but sneeze before

hey your a huge aydouche

Aydouche by penismnsterfromhell June 30, 2015