by breastitch March 28, 2014
by Frothywalrus January 19, 2008
1. Noun. The Gish 2019 mascot and intern herbivorous mammal that typically consists of a majestic miniature and elusive combination of a four legged, grayish-brown, bony body of an African Wild Donkey (ass) paired with the vivid and brightly colored carrot orange and obsidian wings with white spots along the edges of a Monarch Butterfly (butt) and also their antennae, while additionally donning a loosely fashioned backwards royal blue necktie; prefers a diet of flowering kale, but other varieties of this creature are known to eat other vegetation such as, but not limited to whatever is available, Cheetos, and brussel sprouts; also known as a monarkey; special skills include: clogging and/or tap dancing, pollinating, omniscience, incredibly memory, stubborn punctuality (when they want to), acting on camera, tenacity, toxic if eaten and inspiration for the children’s party game “Staple the Wings on the Assbutt” (but that was becoming too violent with children and staplers so it is now becoming known as “Tape the Tie to the Assbutt)
2. Refers to a distraction shouted at an archangel before throwing a Molotov cocktail of holy oil at them.
3. Literally. Buttbutt. Bootybooty
2. Refers to a distraction shouted at an archangel before throwing a Molotov cocktail of holy oil at them.
3. Literally. Buttbutt. Bootybooty
“The Assbutt is my favorite GISH mascot ever!”
“Kids! It’s time to play Tape the Tie to the Assbutt!”
“Hey Assbutt!”
“Look at the Assbutt!”
“Kids! It’s time to play Tape the Tie to the Assbutt!”
“Hey Assbutt!”
“Look at the Assbutt!”
by CaptainDancyPantsEeekSquad! July 24, 2019
by Helloassbutt0101 July 21, 2018
1. the butt of a donkey
2. someone who has traits of both an ass and a butt
3. used to get someone's attention and piss them off while sounding cool and hilarious to bystanders
4. a word uttered loudly in the presence of authority figures to show your not afraid to break the rules. (because we all know that rules were made to be broken :D)
2. someone who has traits of both an ass and a butt
3. used to get someone's attention and piss them off while sounding cool and hilarious to bystanders
4. a word uttered loudly in the presence of authority figures to show your not afraid to break the rules. (because we all know that rules were made to be broken :D)
1. go stick your face in that assbutt
2.you're such an assbutt!
3. hey assbutt! *throws grenade at pile of TNT next to an asshole's butt*
4.
BOSS: so, I want everyone to put down the drinks-
Guy: assbutt!
2.you're such an assbutt!
3. hey assbutt! *throws grenade at pile of TNT next to an asshole's butt*
4.
BOSS: so, I want everyone to put down the drinks-
Guy: assbutt!
by A-person_yay February 19, 2014
Assbutter is the fluid, non-fecal secretion discharged from the rectum and spread in circumference of the anus. Usually caused by an extensive intake of alcoholic beverages and/or spicy foods, Assbutter can in extreme cases cause a seemingly insurmountable desire to itch.
After my last three-day party binge, I have a severe case of assbutter today. The itch is driving me absolutely crazy and I feel like cleaning my asshole with a Brillo pad.
by Dr Wolfgan P Hansi March 13, 2020
by Pacdude November 18, 2004