What you get on your birthday because your wife's vajaja is so blown out from years of pounding and squeezing out little shitheads.
Bob: what did you get for your birthday?
Joe: my wife gave me an ass pass last night.
Bob: did you use it?
Joe: naw, we had Mexican for lunch and she was resistant.
Joe: my wife gave me an ass pass last night.
Bob: did you use it?
Joe: naw, we had Mexican for lunch and she was resistant.
by Bobwashere January 21, 2013

That one girl/guy every student knows fornicates with the teacher after class in order to pass the class. An ass for pass can be easily identified due to the great grade in a particular class but a relatively low I.Q. level.
by Illiterate children in February 7, 2008

by Carson Les Bélier October 30, 2015

A driver who speeds up when you try to pass him, keeping consistent speed to prevent you from getting by.
by rymoney August 17, 2011

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by Carson Les Bélier October 30, 2015
