ass master

(slang) One who is master of all things ass-related.

My boss is being such an ass master today!

by Robert Turner January 29, 2003

ass master

Carlos D. of Interpol is a prime example of an ass master.

Wow, you are such an ass master Carlos! lol

by Crash And Burn March 3, 2005

ass master

a random insult, a funny insult, a gay person?

Ben Afleck is a ass master

by jizzle dizzle December 28, 2005

ass master

A male who is obsessed with all things ass. Male, Female, animal... you name it. If it has an ass, he wants to stick it.

Brent is such an ass master.

by T-Bone March 7, 2003

ass master

ie, the STAIRMASTER. a torcherous device used to make one's ass UNfreakingBELIEVABLY hot+++.

Today I rode the assmaster for an hour and I can feel my ass assilating into teh hotness. My ex boyfriend cried when he saw my sweet, sweet, beautiful ass.

by taterbug2821 November 28, 2004

ass master

A man that chooses ass as his lifestyle.

Johnny is a rich ass master.

by Curious Johnny January 11, 2004

Ass Master

one who is familiar with asses and their abilities to provide pleasure and to flatuate.

Donald is a total ass master he got with Monika

by Zac Lowe July 1, 2005