drag his ass

Basically a synonym to "Beat him/her up". It's like cheering someone on when they're roasting another person.

Sam: What did Carly say about Andrew on Twitter?
Beck: She called him out on being sexist.
Sam: Damn.
Beck: She was right too. Drag his ass, Carly.

Nicki: Miley, whats good?!
Fan: YEAH! DRAG HER ASS!

by oli.ver March 7, 2016

Drag Your Ass

When you are racing someone in another vehicle and they pull past you. And or put car lengths on you!

Wait till we race I’m going to Drag your ASS

by Race Car Guy March 21, 2021

drag my ass

doing something without enthusiasm, or against one's wishes

I hate my job, I just drag my ass aroung all day. or drag your ass, drags her ass

by rgebishop August 18, 2006

drag your ass

To move out of the way in a timley maner.

I told Art to "Drag your ass" when he was bugging me.

by thecableguy2000 March 22, 2007

Fight the Ass-Dragon

The act of taking a shit that causes significant burning around one's anus, especially after one has eaten really spicy food.

The shit burns as though there is a Dragon in your ass trying to get out, and the valiant Sir Porcelain (toilet) must fight to protect your Ass from being ravaged by the flame of the Dragon.

"Holy shit dude, I had to fight the ass-dragon all morning after eating those Habanero Peppers!"

"Mmm. Spicy Thai Food." *Four hours later..* "Dear lord! Fetch my shield and sword! I have to fight the ass-dragon!"

by Ryan R L April 27, 2008

Ass Dragon

A mythical creature, friendly in nature, who comes to visit one several hours after one consumes spicy foods - making one's butthole feel as though it were shooting out fire while one defecates. The Ass Dragon's friendly, playful nature often makes him want to hang out for hours, sometimes hiding for a little while, peek-a-boo-style.

One more jalapeño slice would just be inviting the Ass Dragon and I don't have time to have my ass feel like it's on fire every hour tomorrow as I am addressing the Supreme Court in a very important case.

by Muhammed Shibaz Moqito October 10, 2014

Ass dragon

When one gives themself an everclear enema and then squirt it out while lighting it on fire.

"That guy can do a totally rad ass dragon. It's like that part in Revenge of the Nerds except a whole lot sexier."

by Herschel Quintron December 29, 2003