Butt-Ass Cold

When it's obscenely cold outside.

Colder than "Friggin Cold" but not quite as cold as "Balls Frozen To Inner Thigh Cold".

I walked outside this morning to go to class and it was butt-ass cold outside! I feel bad for the local *urban outdoorsmen.

*Homeless population.

by UNC_UNC_UNC February 21, 2011

butt-ass cold

When you are outdoors and it is incredibly cold out.

DAMN! its butt-ass cold out!

by boshk March 8, 2005

Freezing-Ass Cold

When it's so cold outside that your butt cheeks freeze together

It must be freezing-ass cold outside cause my butt cheeks froze together.

by FrostyTheCokeBearSaver November 30, 2011

Fuck me in the ass cold

The state in which the outside temperature falls below negative 15 degrees Fahrenheit, usually with a windchill. It is when, regardless of previous sexual preference, one wishes to be fucked in the ass for no other reason than the warmth it would provide.

Rick "How cold was it when you took the dog out this morning?"

Yolanda "It was fuck me in the ass cold outside! Haven't you seen the weather Ricky?"

by Rick(y) December 13, 2008

Fuck me in the ass cold

The state in which the outside temperature falls below negative 15 degrees Fahrenheit, usually with a windchill. It is when, regardless of previous sexual preference, one wishes to be fucked in the ass for no other reason than the warmth it would provide.

Rick: How cold was it when you took the dog out this morning?
Yolanda: It was Fuck me in the ass cold outside! Haven't you seen the weather Ricky?

by Ricky Style July 20, 2008

Balls ass cold

Another way to say it's really cold outside

Damn, it's balls ass cold outside tonight

by Tmennie41 August 20, 2016

cold ass honkey

Cold ass is referred as someone or something "cool looking" while honkey just mean "white person"
together the word means "cool looking white person."

Damn! That's a cold ass honkey.

by isthisthecrustycrab? January 20, 2017