by Mark Whitney June 7, 2004
one who is completely retarded and makes his or herself look like a complete ass at all times no matter the occasion.
by robby adkins October 4, 2009
by Jakabones January 14, 2006
A person who is extremely stupid and annoying. Everything they do makes you want to hit them in the head with a 2x4. A complete waste of life.
by Rahger July 5, 2007
ass clown - with narcissistic features: Someone in a leadership role who can barely keep a grip on normal behavior. This individual, while seemingly capable on the outside, is constantly battling the need to control and feel superior to her subordinates in the workplace; One who needs a great deal of reparative therapy and/or medication.
I don't think I have ever had my conversations eaves dropped on by a more despicable ass clown. Employees are cautioned not do too well or get too much positive attention in this workplace or you will draw the negative attention of this crazy ass clown. How many unhappy and traumatized former employees can one organization produce?
by Traumatized April 22, 2008
Having the characteristics of a classic bastard child, usually male. Often is a bastard child. Lack of father figure and discipline along with spoiling by female birth unit, creates common character traits such as:
- Starts conversions with people who resent him, yet he continues, enjoying himself the entire time.
- Uses people's valuable time with out permission.
- Thinks "no" means yes.
- Conceived through sin or badly mistaken choice of sperm donor, and mother failed to get an abortion.
- Lives in permanent narcissistic fantasy world that no amount of talking or punishment can change.
- Thinks he knows better then others even after non-stop life failures.
- Does just enough to get by, which usually involves living off others.
- Starts conversions with people who resent him, yet he continues, enjoying himself the entire time.
- Uses people's valuable time with out permission.
- Thinks "no" means yes.
- Conceived through sin or badly mistaken choice of sperm donor, and mother failed to get an abortion.
- Lives in permanent narcissistic fantasy world that no amount of talking or punishment can change.
- Thinks he knows better then others even after non-stop life failures.
- Does just enough to get by, which usually involves living off others.
by CalisDead May 5, 2009
by weave March 19, 2003