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Asmongolding

1. use your clout to get carries in WoW

2. to lose your hair
Hey man, are you asmongolding? A: Yeah man, unfortunately... just look at that bald spot.
by Mcconell November 9, 2020
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Asmongold

A person who goes big dick (big clit for women) in a video game
I just went asmongold on that boss. Didn't get any purps doe. C-can I get that btw?
by pt_yrrep_x March 9, 2017
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Asmongoloid

A creature resembling something between a hobo and Gollum from Lord of the Rings.It is pretty rare to find one and they can be drawn to specific areas of your homes like basements or rooftops.If you want to capture one you need to use drinks like Doctor Pepper and DQ drinks and chill food which is the best to use as bait.If you are successful you WILL get rewarded as they normally carry some gold gathered by many years of begging others to help it.So get to work boys and have a good hunt !
I found one Asmongoloid in my roof.Now i can buy as many Longboys as i want !!!

I saw one Asmongoloid yesterday and it asked me if i had 5.000.000 gold.

I caught one Asmongoloid and i used like 200 Doctor Peppers.I thought i needed more.I guess i was lucky.
by Daphne Adams October 31, 2020
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Asmongold

Asmongold is bald.
by Sir Defines Stuff October 3, 2018
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amonokerism

The belief that unicorns do not exist. More generally, a form of atheism that considers the proof that a deity exists to be no more convincing than the proof that a unicorn exists.

<From Greek a = not, monokeros = unicorn (mono = one, keros = horn), ism = belief>
Since I cannot deny with absolute certainty that there are no gods, I decided to go with amonokerism to explain my beliefs.
by Gogaku November 17, 2009
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Asmonbalding

Involves heavy consumption of soft drinks including a heavily receding hairline.
Boy: What's Zach been up to lately?
Girl: He hasn't showered in weeks, I'm pretty sure he's asmonbalding.
by KappinKellogs November 22, 2020
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Asmongoldism

When you think you're so right, autism isn't enough
I am a literally made dustin hoffman roll in his grave, before he did. (Asmongoldism for the poorly designed system to meet the brain aneurysm(
by bruno4 March 31, 2021
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