Ashtead. Quite Possibly the greatest large village/commuter town/London surburb in the United Kingdon. Ashtead has population of 13,494 and boasts three pubs, a duck pond and a recently opened Tesco Express. Oh, and Joe Strummer went to school in Ashtead. Cool or what? To get there its Junction 9 on the M25. Please drive carefully thorugh our village.
6 year old child: Mum, can we go to Ashtead instead of Disneyland for our summer holidays this year?
Mum: Oh, alright then but only as a treat.
Dad: Darling have you paid the car insurance? We are driving thorugh Ashtead.
Mum: Oh, alright then but only as a treat.
Dad: Darling have you paid the car insurance? We are driving thorugh Ashtead.
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noun. A person or thing that is completely devoid of any use to society. Like a fish with a bicycle, a ghost ashtray has no benefit whatsoever, it merely takes up space and collects dust. Think about it, if a ghost could physically manipulate material objects, items like ashtrays and urinals would be completely useless to them. The term originates from a story about an evil, ambitious man who did alot of horrible deeds and killed many innocent people in a quest for more power. After he finally died, all spirits of the people he had wronged swarmed him. They squished and moulded his spirit into the shape of an ashtray permanantly.
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1. I let that elderly woman give me a dirty ashtray.
2. I brought home two elderly women to experience the dirty ashtray.
2. I brought home two elderly women to experience the dirty ashtray.
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Person One: "I woke up the next day to clean and one corner was filled with cigarette butts"
Person Two: "Ah, so it reached the point of no ashtray"
Person Two: "Ah, so it reached the point of no ashtray"
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by 1._unknown_.2 August 13, 2019
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"Whatcha gon do when your people go home, and you wanna smoke weed but the reefers all gone, and someone had the nerve to take the herb out the doobie ashtray."
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