Sick as a dog

Term for being incredably under the weather. Often used when trying to get out of something such as work or school.

The term came to be because dogs are notoriously constantly ill.
see sarcasm

Fred: I can't come in to work today, I'm sick as a dog.
Jane: Too bad... have a nice trip to the beach!

by Dame ZNEK January 5, 2009

sound as a pound in a dog hound

Thanks

Can i have a fag?
Yea sure mate
sound as a pound in a dog hounddd

by Rob trufuckinpia March 20, 2011

hung as a dog

describing how hung over you are after a heavy night of drinking.

person one: ah fuck! im hung as a dog! fuck! i had such a big night on the turps last nite, pashed some mole, rooted her then threw up all over the place
person two: pedders!

by shanos August 6, 2006

happy as a dog in a butcher's shop

Extremely happy, because one's goals have been attained, one's dreams have been fulfilled and because present happiness is expected to linger on and on...

He married his teenage love. He's happy as a dog in a butcher's shop.

by Peter WooPeter November 7, 2016

Clear as a dog's drool

Very clear, Cloudless

Look! the sky is as clear as a dog's drool!

Oh my god, the water is as clear as a dog's drool!!

by DIngleWingler June 29, 2019

You listen about as well as a lame dog.

"It means you don’t listen."

"You listen about as well as a lame dog."
"It means you don’t listen."
-Jason

by somedaysomehow October 22, 2023

bare-foot as a yard dog

Not wearing shoes in public

See a girl bare-foot in Wal-Mart. "That bitch is bare-foot as a yard dog"

by Assieanne July 14, 2006