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King Arthur's Court 

a bad hand job performance which feels to the receiver as if the performer is trying to pull a sword out of a stone.
T: How did last night go?

R: Everything was fine until I realized I was in King Arthur's court. It felt like she was trying to rip my dick off.

T: Ha ha ha that sucks
King Arthur's Court by sk8a September 29, 2008

Arthur's Hook

The tiniest thing on Earth. Only sydney would like it.
Sydney: I lovvve Arthur's hook, i wanna bang it! Hardddd
Arthur's Hook by iufriufiwjxowuyfreh September 25, 2018

Arthur’s Seat

A nickname for a threesome for when you’re in Edinburgh.
They hiked Arthur’s Seat all night in Pollock Halls.
Arthur’s Seat by chrisheynjr February 12, 2024

King Arthur’s Sword. 

The Act Of Sharpening Genitals Using A Knife Or Other Sharp Object.
Oh, Lemon was giving himself a “King Arthur’s Sword.”

arthur bryant's 

Arthur Bryant's is the best BBQ restaurant in the world bar none. The main location is northeast of the corner of 18th and Brooklyn in Kansas City, Missouri. It was jazz saxophonist Charlie "Bird" Parker's favorite restaurant.

Among the list of celebrities, who cite Bryant's as the best BBQ in America: John Kerry; Steven Speilburg; Jimmy and Rosalyn Carter; Danny Glover; R. Lee Ermey; James Spader; Sally Field; etc.
I just chartered a private jet from Los Angeles, because I wanted to fly to Kansas City and get some Arthur Bryant's BBQ. It's the best BBQ on earth.
arthur bryant's by Assex 776 August 28, 2007

where’s @Arthur

When you have blue balls but can’t do anything about it.
Hey where’s @Arthur how are you enjoying your time at Coota?
where’s @Arthur by Esheg July 2, 2022