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April 17

National suck dick day! A day challenging all you thots to suck a strangers dick. Have fun and don’t choke.
Why is she sucking everyone’s dick? Must be April 17.
by Madisonboo April 15, 2018
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April 17

April 17 is the day you fuck your bae
by Depressedbitch55 April 15, 2021
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April 17

Older twin: *gets slapped by younger twin*
Older twin: "What was that for?"
Younger twin: "It's April 17"
Older twin: "Oh, I should have known... National Slap Your Older Twin Day"
by colinisadumbass1234 April 16, 2020
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April 17

April 17
National hickey day is when you leave or give a special mark to your crush or someone special to you😏 have fun😉
by 😉😏 April 16, 2019
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April 17

April 17 is the day you shine and grab ass and boob at the same time
by Hardy juke April 16, 2019
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April 17

April 17th is national send pictures of your hair in a giant spike day. Send your wet unicorn hair spike to people who need it the most
Guy: Today is April 17
Girl: here’s a picture of my hair in a giant spike :-*
Guy: :)
by AKingston April 18, 2020
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April 17

National April fools day but a few weeks late. This is for bitches who forgot about April 1st but wants to pull pranks.
Hey you know, it’s April 17th. Get pie-faced suckers
by moocowgoesaghhh April 16, 2021
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