Toaster Apprentice

(Abbr. TA).
"A person in a position of technical responsibility who cannot be trusted with a task as simple as making toast without setting the house on fire."

"Don't let Don work on that new router, he's a TA".

by Uncle Wienie February 18, 2004

Apprentice

A young person who is learning a trade or proffesion by working alongside an expert, usually for a set period of time at low wages.

The apprentice learns from a master or misstress.

by Jafje May 25, 2007

Devils apprentice

A sexual act involving five dudes and one girl. The girl is the devil apprentice and takes one in each hole and one in each hand.

Bro1: dude did you hear Stephany became the devils apprentice last night
Bro2: yea bro thats wicked

by Buttlover68 January 8, 2021

Apprentice

A BTEC way of life. Don't bother with doing an apprenticeship if you have a brain

Ah an apprentice is really just a BTEC way of life

by FrankyWanky February 10, 2021

A Paper Hangers Apprentice

A young girl with cum on her face. Reference to the similarity between male semen and wallpaper paste, such that would accumulate on the face of an inexperienced wallpaper hanger.

When I'd finished jizzing on her face she looked like a paper hangers apprentice.

by snakehands July 7, 2010

apprentis

the dumbest show on tv. you get a job for winning.

running around with a carrot up his ass singing looks like chicken tonight

by Marshal8388 May 15, 2005

Apprenitalia

An apprentice that is a dick

My apprentice is always a dick at work. From now on I'm going to refer to him as my Apprenitalia.

by PHXjimbo July 21, 2019