Applebee's

If you care for the ones you love, don't eat here.

Eating an apple a day keeps the doctor away,
Eating at Applebee's makes you shit bullets.

by The Word of the Lord aka mertz n flip May 13, 2005

Applebee's

A place where basic bitches go out for dinner.

Selfies in the Applebee's bathroom after manicure Monday, bitches are basic.

by 3saysay3 October 6, 2015

Applebee's

Applebee's is a living nightmare for both employee and customer. Orders will almost always be late because the underpaid workers don't give a damn.

Employee: "Welcome to Applebee's. Would you like the apples or the bees?"
Customer: "Uhh... Bees?"
Employee: "THEY HAVE SELECTED THE BEES."
Customer: "Wait..."
*Employee advances while shaking a jar of bees.*

by Bill Nye the Science Eye January 19, 2022

Applebee's Reply Guy

The greatest man on earth that is employed at Applebee's. He talks to fans of Applebee's on the facebook page.
Your lord and savior.

Have you accepted Applebee's Reply Guy as your lord and savior?

by LCFlygon July 28, 2012

Applebee'er

A collection of old people eating at the same restaurant

Dude, check out the crowd of Applebee'er at Cocos.

by Johnny5s April 30, 2008

applebee man

@AppleBeeMan on twitter, very cool

omg is that applebee man? yes it is because he’s very cool!

by applebeeman December 2, 2020

Applebee's scuffle

An Applebee's scuffle is a number of trans men having an orgy, for every 2 men their is one woman (biologically) and the "men" would see who could fuck her first.

"I had a lot of fun at the Applebee's scuffle last week." "We don't speak about the applebees scuffle John"

by Nmswhat July 27, 2021