Applebee's is a living nightmare for both employee and customer. Orders will almost always be late because the underpaid workers don't give a damn.
Employee: "Welcome to Applebee's. Would you like the apples or the bees?"
Customer: "Uhh... Bees?"
Employee: "THEY HAVE SELECTED THE BEES."
Customer: "Wait..."
*Employee advances while shaking a jar of bees.*
Customer: "Uhh... Bees?"
Employee: "THEY HAVE SELECTED THE BEES."
Customer: "Wait..."
*Employee advances while shaking a jar of bees.*
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Girl this guy said we are going to Applebee’s. I told him I’m not in the mood for my guts to fall out.
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Hector: I took Dolores to Applebee's last night.
Gustavo: Oh yeah? How was the food?
Hector: No, you idiot. I stuffed a pear in her box then made her eat it.
Gustavo: <silence>
Hector: You've never enjoyed the experience of taking grandma to Applebee's before?
Gustavo: Can't say that I have.
Hector: You're missing out. Sometimes the old hag will leave you a tip. Depends on the quality of the fruit though.
Gustavo: Oh yeah? How was the food?
Hector: No, you idiot. I stuffed a pear in her box then made her eat it.
Gustavo: <silence>
Hector: You've never enjoyed the experience of taking grandma to Applebee's before?
Gustavo: Can't say that I have.
Hector: You're missing out. Sometimes the old hag will leave you a tip. Depends on the quality of the fruit though.
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