A class that tries to prepare students for the grueling life of a college student in high school, but fails miserably due to poorly written papers, Arial font, hyper-detailed projects, and insane amounts of homework that prevent a normal high school student from having a life.
Student#1: Hey Justin, wanna go to the party at Micheal's house?
Student#2: Sorry Mark, I have AP European History homework to do.
Student#1: Jeez man get a life.
Student#2: Sorry Mark, I have AP European History homework to do.
Student#1: Jeez man get a life.
by Socia1 S1ayer September 15, 2009
Death. A class where all students, regardless of emo-ness or not, bring razor blades to cut themselves during the teacher's lectures. Students in the class rarely get anything higher than a C on chapter tests, but the Hajmahnaug Village (select cult of students) seems to be rising regarding test scores.
Situation regarding ap european history class-
Student 1 (usually Mark): Did you study for Corradino's test? Someone from another class told me it was hard.
Student 2(usually Tara): No.. man, I'm seriously going to fail. Peace of Ausburg and Diet of Worms WTF.
Hajmahnaug Village Cultist: Boy, I study for six hour, and I know that our village do good on test.
Student 1 (usually Mark): Did you study for Corradino's test? Someone from another class told me it was hard.
Student 2(usually Tara): No.. man, I'm seriously going to fail. Peace of Ausburg and Diet of Worms WTF.
Hajmahnaug Village Cultist: Boy, I study for six hour, and I know that our village do good on test.
by Yggdrabahnaum September 07, 2006
Also known as AP Euro. It's an extremely challenging college-level course on the history of Europe from the Middle Ages to the present. This class is usually taken by sophomores, and is known to be one of the hardest classes ever. In the beginning, there may be 30 in the class. The next day, 5 people will drop, and a week or two into school, 10 more people will drop.
Many stay up countless number of nights and even pull all-nighters studying for this course. Only the few elite actually get an A, incredibly smart and hardworking students get a B, the rest get a C or lower.
It is also known as hell.
Many stay up countless number of nights and even pull all-nighters studying for this course. Only the few elite actually get an A, incredibly smart and hardworking students get a B, the rest get a C or lower.
It is also known as hell.
Person 1: How'd you do on that Euro Test?
Person 2: I did not understand the **** questions!!! Aghhh!! I pulled an all-nighter and probably failed. I should drop AP European History.
Person 2: I did not understand the **** questions!!! Aghhh!! I pulled an all-nighter and probably failed. I should drop AP European History.
by trashcan7 September 09, 2008
A class in high school for Advanced students who feel like having their weekends, weekdays... Hell... their lives taken away from them. Average workload is usually anywhere from 7 - 10 hours per day. Most students join for bragging rights, but in the end most drop the class due to tremendous workloads.
Person 1: Dude I have a buttload of work from regular retard history, I have to write three sentences and read four pages!
Person 2: I remember what it was like to have so little work... Tell me... what is it like?
Person 1: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU?!
Person 2: I'm all that remains of a student who is currently taking AP European History... why?
Person 1: Ohhhh That makes sense, Nothing you just look like an anorexic, balding, grey skinned, piece of shit!
Person 2: Insults... I remember what those were like... Tell me... What's an insult again?
Person 2: I remember what it was like to have so little work... Tell me... what is it like?
Person 1: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU?!
Person 2: I'm all that remains of a student who is currently taking AP European History... why?
Person 1: Ohhhh That makes sense, Nothing you just look like an anorexic, balding, grey skinned, piece of shit!
Person 2: Insults... I remember what those were like... Tell me... What's an insult again?
by themastr1024 September 15, 2009
Say good-bye to your family, friends, and distant relatives to prepare yourself for this WILD ride! Buckle your seatbelts, you' re going straight to hell! If you are a freshman, who foolishly chose to take this class next year, DON'T. Spare yourself from the misery that so many others have endured.
After filling my 32 ounce water bottle with red bull the day of the MOCK AP exam, I will confidently say I am not going to survive this class without a heart condition. I can say even more confidently that neither will you. I no longer know the meaning of sleep, that time is now dedicated to pouring over The Western Heritage textbook learning about King Whateverthefuckhisnameis XIV.
Pro-tip: Learn to read Roman numerals beforehand. Lots of kids got 0's on their essay because they wrote it on the wrong Louis, and just incase you were wondering, there is well over 14 of them.
After filling my 32 ounce water bottle with red bull the day of the MOCK AP exam, I will confidently say I am not going to survive this class without a heart condition. I can say even more confidently that neither will you. I no longer know the meaning of sleep, that time is now dedicated to pouring over The Western Heritage textbook learning about King Whateverthefuckhisnameis XIV.
Pro-tip: Learn to read Roman numerals beforehand. Lots of kids got 0's on their essay because they wrote it on the wrong Louis, and just incase you were wondering, there is well over 14 of them.
Student A: I'm really going to fail this quiz.
Student B: Fail the quiz? I'm force failing the class. There's credit recovery, right?
Student A: Oh. Good plan. Me too.
^the way to go
Sentence Ex) I used to laugh, then AP Euro started. We don't do that anymore.
I haven't seen my mom in three days, and we're both home!
I used to not understand jokes about Stalin, those were the times!
Student A) Did you know that the Defenestration of Prague was just a bunch of guys throwing another guy out the window?
Non-AP Euro Student) ..No??
Student A) Oh, that's right. You didn't have to suffer like I did, Susan.
No one:
Literally nobody:
AP Euro Student: AP European History has taken my soul, my happiness, and my will to live.
Student B: Fail the quiz? I'm force failing the class. There's credit recovery, right?
Student A: Oh. Good plan. Me too.
^the way to go
Sentence Ex) I used to laugh, then AP Euro started. We don't do that anymore.
I haven't seen my mom in three days, and we're both home!
I used to not understand jokes about Stalin, those were the times!
Student A) Did you know that the Defenestration of Prague was just a bunch of guys throwing another guy out the window?
Non-AP Euro Student) ..No??
Student A) Oh, that's right. You didn't have to suffer like I did, Susan.
No one:
Literally nobody:
AP Euro Student: AP European History has taken my soul, my happiness, and my will to live.
by I Didn April 08, 2019
A difficult AP class offered at most high schools, generally taken by sophomores. The multiple choice tests can be frustratingly hard and will cause you to hate whoever sets the curve for each test (usually the same person every time). Luckily, if you are smart and good at history you should be able to do fine on the essays.
My AP European History test is on Friday, but I should do fine. I can think my way through most of the multiple choice and can BS the essays if they are difficult topics I don't know shit about. If I'm lucky I should get a 5, but I'll probably get a 4 if I study enough.
by a person named me May 08, 2008
hell on earth. u learn a lot from it tho...IF u make it out alive.
u wont pass 1 test w/o studying 4 hours for it the nite before (4 hours meaning u just passed with a D) let me play it out for y'all:
1 hour - u gotta be kiddin me
2 hours - screwed
3 hours - haha good luck
4 hours - passing with a D...a very low D
5 hours - high D
6 hours - low C
7 hours - mid C
8 hours - high C
9 hours - low B
10 hours - lower-mid B
11 hours - mid B
12 hours - mid-upper B
13 hours - high B
14 hours - high B
15 hours - high B
16 hours - high B
.............yea, there is no way u can get an A
if u r currently enrolled or just signed up for this class...
good luck.
muahahahahhahahah!
u wont pass 1 test w/o studying 4 hours for it the nite before (4 hours meaning u just passed with a D) let me play it out for y'all:
1 hour - u gotta be kiddin me
2 hours - screwed
3 hours - haha good luck
4 hours - passing with a D...a very low D
5 hours - high D
6 hours - low C
7 hours - mid C
8 hours - high C
9 hours - low B
10 hours - lower-mid B
11 hours - mid B
12 hours - mid-upper B
13 hours - high B
14 hours - high B
15 hours - high B
16 hours - high B
.............yea, there is no way u can get an A
if u r currently enrolled or just signed up for this class...
good luck.
muahahahahhahahah!
i learned all about the political, social, economical, and other factors that influenced the european culture from the renaissance all the way to 2006 over the course of 1 year in an ap european history class... unfortunately im half the person i was wen i walked in the class the 1st day...because i tryed to comit suicide so many times.
by Alex Kayne September 16, 2006