Astolfo Law

Gay people are legally not allowed to find Astolfo attractive because he is a straight male.

It is also required to bust one to Astolfo as a right of passage to become a man.

“Hey man have you completed the Astolfo Law yet.”
“Not yet I’m still a child.”

by Real Nigga Billy March 29, 2020

Antolin

Antolin is a cool guy, very low key and chill type. But also annoying.

What's good antolin?

by UrbanMan87 December 30, 2016

antolak

a woman who is a fat whore. usually can not keep a husband but consistantly talks about him as if he exists. has a dildo in her front pocket for quick pleasure on wednesday's and is a nice girl when you throw ten dollars and a condom at her. not really the type your looking for and though she brags about her good sex 18 times a day she has'nt been laid in the past 24 years. she is a dinosaur and will die at the age of 41 and if she has made it past that year she will commit suicide due to slandering of her bitchy name that only has 8 dollars and a princible title to it.

my dick teacher was being a total nazi, chick needs to get laid, yeah she's gona be an antolak.

by Javi_i September 8, 2006

Astolfussy

(n.) Used to refer to Astolfo's boy pussy from the Fate Apocrypha story line within the greater Fate Franchise. Colloquially viewed as the bridge between waifus and husbandos.

"Say you have a venn diagram of waifus on one side and husbandos on the other. What do you find in the middle– Astolfo's astolfussy."

by AnonymousJew7658 January 14, 2022

Astolfo

The worlds best femboy Astolfo is easily the best femboy by far.

Bro i want to fuck astolfo

by Astolfo Simp(has no father) August 3, 2022

Antologym

A neologism that has the opposite meaning of another neologism.

'Futronym' is an antologym for 'retronym'. An antologym is the same as an antonym, except that it applies to neologisms instead of words already in the lexicon.

by Recursive Prophet November 28, 2007

Haunted Astolfo Bean Plushie

a bean that suck pp and calls you gay, no refunds available

possibly gay man: This haunted alstolfo bean plushie is gay.

gay man: i want secks with the Haunted Astolfo Bean Plushie

by beanguy January 2, 2021