Antidote

Healing Substances for noobs

That noob got owned heres the Antidote

by G Fillas June 26, 2004

antidote

this is something that is always the solution to what ever issue you may be having. cotton mouth? a liquid is the antidote. red eyes? eye drops. new pack of pods? antidote

friend 1: hey bro i haven’t hit a juul in like 10 mins sauce me it

friend 2: yeah man this is the nicotine withdrawal antidote

by fuckalight March 2, 2019

Viagra antidote

Something that acts the opposite of Viagra.
1. An ugly woman.
2. Your wife after putting on a bunch of pounds and/or years.
3. When you're having sex and she says or does something to kill the mood.

Damn is she ugly... a real Viagra antidote, man!

He: "oh, yeah... almost there, baby!"
She: "remember you said you'd paint the kitchen tomorrow" or "hurry up, my TV show is on"
He: "crap, forget it, you just gave me a Viagra antidote"

by capryl July 30, 2013

Antidotes For Nancyll

The Antidotes For Nanyll-imbonotics are as followes:
1) AIDS
2) Colonoscopy
3) Sex With A Male Donkey (preferrably from Brazil)
4) Immideate injection of a 20-ounce dose of ibuprofin
5) Streak on A Soccer Field During A World Cup
6) Bathing in 50 Gallons of pure salt
7) A severe bite to the leg from a Spidermonkey
8) Insertion of Fish Eggs via the ear
9) Removal of The penis
10) Removal of Appendix

The Antidotes For Nancyll are very strange, but they work!

by 7'1'' George Washington January 9, 2008

Antivole

When someone spreads butter on your arms and legs. Sometimes done as a platonic gesture to communicate forgiveness for grievances committed.

Holy Shit, your volcano ass just erupted on my pooch. Antivole me bitch.

by Equatethis86 October 16, 2008

antipote

Antipote(pronounced an-tip-potee): another way of saying the exact opposite of; the direct, complete reverse of a way something should be viewed or interpreted.

Guy One: "Dude Sharon is hot!"
Guy Two: "No dude she is the antipote of hot."

by akira4217 March 26, 2010