Angry Pirate

When you're fucking a girl in the ass and you spit on her back and she turns around because she thinks you came on her back and you jizz in her eye and kick her hard in the leg so then she stands up holding her leg and covering her eye like an angry pirate.

Ryan was tired of fucking Jen so he gave her an angry pirate.

by Flavva Flav February 11, 2005

Angry Pirate

The effect that occurs when one shoots jism in the face of a woman and kicks her in the shin.

blowing your load on a girls eye, making her stand to her feet grabbing the eye then afterwards kicking her in the shin causing her to stand on one leg making her look like one angry pirate

by cypherserg November 20, 2007

Angry Pirate

when u skeet in a girls eye then procede to kick her in the shin/leg

I like rough sex, so me and my girlfriend do constant angry pirates.

by billkill96 November 14, 2009

Angry Pirate

When your girls givin you head and you pull it out of her mouth and jizz in her eye then kick her in the knee.

Last night i gave that whore an angry pirate becuase she charged me double the usual price.

by jeff from fpc April 10, 2006

Angry Pirate

When you blow your load in the girls eye and then kick her in the shin so she screams and hops around on one leg.

Jenna was very poor at giving a blow job so when I was ready to blow I gave her an angry pirate.

by Lunchmen February 24, 2009

Angry Pirate

The true act of an Angry Pirate is very rare. It requires a female with at least one glass removable eye. While making love with this special one eyed woman, you request her to remove her glass eye so that you can penetrate the oriface. When she agrees, you proceed to bust it in her eyehole. She will no doubt cover her eye hole by instinct. When she does this, kick her in the shin. She will then be hobbling toward the bathroom (to clean her eye hole) with one hand over her eye in a pirate like limp. Don't be surprised if she uses some pirate language such as ARRRRRGGGG. She will no doubt be angry and will look like a pirate. Congratulations! You have made her an ANGRY PIRATE!!!!!

My friend the eye doctor is so lucky, he always meets woman with a glass eye...perfect candidates for an Angry pirate.

by CC, JD February 2, 2005

Angry Pirate

An Angry Pirate is when you whip out your dick and splooge into a girls eye and then kick her in one knee. She will then come after you on one leg with one eye out like a Pirate.

See also Angry Penguin

You gave your girlfriend an Angry Pirate last night.

by Binary Nation September 12, 2004