angry pirate
When you bust a nut in a girls eye and then she jumps up holding her eye then you kick her in the the shin and she jumps on one leg screaming aaarrrgggg
angry pirate by bigjohnsdef August 20, 2016
Angry Pirate
Usually, at the point of orgasm while receiving a blow job (oral sex) cumming in one eye of your partner then kicking them savagely in the shin causing them to slap a hand over the offended eye. Then hop around on one foot screaming, "AARRRRGHHHH!"
Yeah, that ho Shalundria is pissed off for real. Last weekend I gave her the Angry Pirate and she still limping around the hood looking like a gimp Pop-eye.
Angry Pirate by STONEDGOAT July 12, 2010
Angry Pirate
When you cum in a girls eye kick her in the shin and run away so shes hopping on one leg and has one eye closed
Angry Pirate by Sean "anal seepage" Mielke May 9, 2008
Angry Pirate
A sexual act in which you ejaculate in a womans left or right eye causing her to cover her eye with her hand, Follow this up with a swift kick to her shin sit back and watch her limp like a pirate. A punch to her stomach to make her groan is optional.
Angry Pirate by DaveEY January 21, 2007
Angry Pirate
When you're fucking a girl in the ass and you spit on her back and she turns around because she thinks you came on her back and you jizz in her eye and kick her hard in the leg so then she stands up holding her leg and covering her eye like an angry pirate.
Angry Pirate by Flavva Flav February 11, 2005
angry pirate
To ejaculate in one's eye and simultaneously stomp on their foot. The subject will hop on one leg covering their eye saying "Arrgh"
angry pirate by Sai H. February 4, 2007
Angry Pirate
blowing your load on a girls eye, making her stand to her feet grabbing the eye then afterwards kicking her in the shin causing her to stand on one leg making her look like one angry pirate
Angry Pirate by cypherserg November 20, 2007