Anglish 

When a person isnt understandable or their english grammar is just extremely bad

Person 1: Hows thy day going?

Person 2: Is its un ghe day brakfest ands eggdel do

Person 1: Anglish man Like what da f-

Anglish by TheGreekSpearThrower July 28, 2021

Anglish 

A weird language that doesn’t exist and only weirdos and dream stans use.

Danit guys! I only got a 99.3% on my Anglish quiz!

Anglish by Bluespleen December 15, 2024

Anguish 

1. A state of mind that tears you apart and leaves you in peaces only to then crush you as you struggle to reasemble.

2. A twisted feeling of distress that makes you feel trapped in your own insanity.

3. When your mind is shattered and you have no were to run or escape your madness.

4. To feel as if you've been stripped away of your identity.

5. Heartbroken to the point of wanting to self destruct.

How unfortunate you fell in love again ... have fun suffering through anguish for the next 2 years

Anguish by Excusemewtf June 29, 2019

Angrish 

A language spoken when one is absolutely seething with rage. Angrish is very difficult to translate, as it mostly contains random gibberish.

Guy 1: ARGHABLRAGHRGERRRGHAGRHGHAHRRRGHAHHHRAGHARHAGHARHAGHRHARHHHAHRRRRHAHRRRRGGGHHHHH
Guy 2: Woah, what the hell kind of a language is that?
Guy 3: It's Angrish, I think. I wonder what he's so mad about..

Angrish by The Thing with the Stuff September 17, 2013

anguish 

1. A complete and utter state of suffering.

2. Hurt so severe that desperation for relief immediately ensues.

3. The feeling of extreme pain that is produced when the man you love figuratively rips your heart out

Finding out the love of your life is a sadistic sociopath and a pathological liar who has been cheating on you for months.

Getting dumped by the love of your life.

Stuffing your face until you're virtually comatose because your man doesn't want you anymore and probably never did.

"I found myself in a state of complete anguish, when I discovered that my boyfriend was cheating on me."

anguish by Yas77 July 31, 2006

Anguish 

when you feel like you have no words to describe your tormented psyche and only copious amounts of gin, chocolate and bacon cheese bacon curly fries can blot the black mark on your heart.

The feeling of anguish you get when you realize your boyfriend who wrote you sonnets and took you on romantic dinners and courted you for months on end is really a cold blooded maniac who refers to his ex girlfriend as a crazy stalker but is still dating her and YOU.
The anguish you experience when you believe his lies and then see a photo of him standing at a black tie ball with said crazy girlfriend the same night he came home and told you he hadnt seen her in months and adored you

Anguish by Christabele April 27, 2009

Anal Anguish 

1.Taking a dump after eating hot peppers.
2.Red swollen hemmeroids due to too much mexican food.

Dude this jalapeno dump has got me in some serious Anal Anguish.

Anal Anguish by Faded Death January 31, 2009