Sometimes I cry when I poop

A throwaway phrase best used to make annoying/boring/stupid people think you're crazy, and therefore to get them to stop talking to you.

"Yo did you see last night's football game?"
"Sometimes I cry when I poop"

by PooPoo Garbage LLC February 28, 2022

I gotta poop

The feeling i'm having right now, so im gonna go.

I Gotta poop right away!

by Luke Meister January 7, 2008

i love poop

someone who likes poop

man 1: I love poop its so delicous!!
man 2: wtf

by gggg123 March 25, 2022

i like poop

You basically like poop- I- ………..

Person 1: I like poop
Person 2: okay

by It’s pinky chu wow July 15, 2021

I am Poop

Means that you need friends and your funny

-looks at roblox profile decription- -ses i am poop- This man needs friends.

by January 11, 2021

I eat poop for a living

a person or a sussy baka imposter eat poop for money B)

Bob: Hey Tim long time no see! what do you do for a living?
Tim: I eat poop for a living

by I eat dog chocolate July 28, 2021

I eat poop 69

A random retard that's obsessed with urban dictionary and hates pokimane lol

I eat poop 69 is an urban dictionary user that hates pokimane and is very active

by I eat poop 69 February 23, 2022