The Real Amazing Race

To perform the Real Amazing Race you must first start by chugging a bottle of liquid laxatives. Once you have polished off the bottle start as soon as possible to masturbate. The challenge is to see if you can masturbate and finish before you shit yourself.

Ex: 1

"Did you watch CBS's Amazing Race last night?"
"No, but I did try to complete The Real Amazing Race."
"What is that?"
"Dude, urbandictionary that shit, its unbelievable."

Ex:2

"Where you able to pull off The Real Amazing Race?"
"No dude, there was shit everywhere and then because of that I threw up all over my dick."

by Patty Kane March 23, 2010

amazingerester

The ultimate amazing. Used to descride someone/something so amazing that just a simple amazing will not be worthy of its description. Makes something indescribable describable,

The flower is amazingerester than any thing in the world.

by TheBrownKid7 November 23, 2010

hot local voluptuous thicc beautiful lovely delicious pretty fantastic amazing scrumptious fine sweet baddies near me

your mom

Jack : OMG! Guess who’s the hot local voluptuous thicc beautiful lovely delicious pretty fantastic amazing scrumptious fine sweet baddies near me?
Marvin : Who?
Jack : YOUR MOM !!

by ghostngoose February 3, 2022

Amazing, amazing

Wolf Blitzer's opinion of the Ron Paul blimp.

Imagine.. the mainstream media is mesmerized as the image of the Ron Paul blimp is shown to tens of millions of Americans throughout the day (and throughout the month). Wolf Blizter, stunned and as if in a trance, repeats the words, "Amazing, Amazing"

by Washington Q Irving January 10, 2008

amazing race

Same as The Amazing Race, just without the word "the". No one cares about using it as the first word in the title anyways.


(The) Amazing Race is better than Survivor because:

Amazing Race: Get to go around the world in many days
Survivor: Around an island in 29 days
Amazing Race: 6 Continents, many countries, many cities, thousands and thousands of miles.
Survivor: 1 island, two shelters.
Amazing Race: Nice resting places
Survivor: Sand and sticks.

See also The Amazing Race.

Why the teams only fly around 6 continents and not the 7th one is because only researchers are down there of course.

by Meerna and Schmeerna August 4, 2004

Amazing girlfriend

Its that one person you hope you never lose, its that one person that will be by your side day and night, when you need her, she will be there for you. Shes the person that no matter what happens, she will stick by your side. An amazing girlfriend is someone who tells you i love you everyday and always puts a smile on your face no matter what mood you are in. An amazing girlfriend is someone who loves you more than anything that anyone can imagine, she loves you to bits and shes the person who falls asleep on your shoulder during movies, comes to your sporting events no matter what weather is like, she's the girl that everyone wants but only you can have... You know why? Because she loves you more than anything. If any of you guys have an amazing girlfriend like this, treat her well and she will be the happiest girl you will see in your life.

Random guy: dude who's that girl??
Lucky guy: her? Thats my amazing girlfriend, you know the girl that means everything to you?
Random guy: damn you're lucky to have her
Lucky guy: thanks man, she means alot to me

by 17/08/11 November 12, 2012

Amazing

YOU BB😘🥰

Your so amazing... don't believe me go look in the mirror

by Monkey_10101 October 28, 2020