Anacondump

When a few days have passed and you still have not defecated. When the opportunity finally arises your stool will coil the bowl and be of massive height and weight. It will start to resemble the Eunectes Murinus or Anaconda that live in South America, mainly in the Amazon and Orinoco basins

Dude, you're not gonna believe the dump i just took it was so long it had to have been an Anacondump!

by jeffisontheluse March 28, 2010

Anaconda Brothers

A slang term used among gay men to refer to other men who have been topped by the same dick.

And how are you two friends?

Oh, we hooked up with the same top seperately. We're anaconda brothers.

by Conrad 31rd1e July 4, 2017

asshole anaconda

A huge unbroken (pop-can round) long turd that curls around in the toilet bowl like a snake.

I was taking a crap and it felt like I was giving birth to an asshole anaconda. When I was done, I looked into the bowl and saw it curled up looking ready to strike out. It was a triple double flusher before I got rid of that thing!

by danofiremano December 7, 2013

black anaconda

adj. a long, darkly colored fecal projectile of a humanly impossibly size that exits the anus after a good, fibrous meal. Usually in a swirl like fashion, similar to that of soft-serve ice cream.

Vanessa returned from the toilet, wearing a bleak look on her face while rubbing her stomach. David looks at her and asks, "What's wrong?" Vanessa replies, "I think something's wrong with me. I just took the biggest, nastiest, smelliest shit in my life and I swear... it was a Black Anaconda!" David then replies with a grim look on his face, "...That's not good."

by Venom_Freja April 25, 2010

angela anaconda

A Canadian cartoon where the characters are made from actual black and white pictures of people, giving them gray skin which looks weird. The show is about a girl named Angela Anaconda (the characters are humans despite her last name) who in each episode has these weird fantasies about the mean girl at school, her teacher or her two weird older brothers getting injured or killed.

I watched Angela Anaconda today, and that show is so weird. Not to mention Angela’s voice sounds like Mandark after inhaling helium.

by EmmyCat328 January 25, 2020

Alabama Anaconda

Getting pegged by a dominatrix while she rubs between your nuts.

"When I see my mistress, I always go in for the Alabama Anaconda. I'm always sore, but it's always worth it."

by MagentaMedusa November 19, 2021

drain the anaconda

draining the anaconda is another way of saying that you have to use the bathroom to urinate. you are draining youre bladder through your anaconda. The anaconda is for you to figure out. hopefully only applies to guys.

" Yo, get me another beer real quick."

"Nah man i gotta go drain the anaconda."

"Hey baby im feeling so hot right now... cmon let's go"

Uhhh shit, i have to go drain the anaconda.

*knocking on door*

"ONE SECOND, IM DRAINING THE ANACONDA!!!!"

by hazmatman January 6, 2008