an old idea of Heinz Rolfes

When - in politics - a member of the minority party suggests an idea that is ignored, but a little down the road a member of the reigning party brings up the same thing and it gets approved instantly.

Do you remember the voting about that reasonable bill being struck down two years ago? -- Yes, however it got approved last week by the leading majority as an old idea of Heinz Rolfes!

by hglogike September 29, 2017

An Old Idea Of Heinz Rolfes

When - in politics - a member of the minority party suggests an idea that is ignored, but a little down the road a member of the reigning party brings up the same thing and it gets approved instantly.

Do you remember the voting about that reasonable bill being struck down two years ago? -- Yes, however it got approved last week by the leading majority as an old idea of Heinz Rolfes!

by hglogike October 19, 2017

An Old Fashion

When you hang a pair of cherries from the base of an erect penis, after having held an ice pack to it, you then rub orange peel along the shaft of the penis, take a shot of whiskey with a dash of bitters and a pinch of sugar, and when you swallow the shot, immediately deep throat the erect penis and lap a cherry into your mouth with your tongue, chew it, and swallow it.
You then say, "Ooh what a lovely Old Fashion"

Person#1 Would you like another old fashion?
Person #2 Yes, please. May I please get extra cherries on the next one?
Person #1 You got it!
Person #2 This is a lovely Old Fashion!
Person#1 The cocktail? Or the part where I just gave you an old fashion and deep throated you to get that cherry? I'm soooo drunk..

by Bael Sach November 1, 2023

An old sailor

When your homeboy gives old men a rusty trombone at 7.45 am then takes a bong rip after to forget his disgusting acts.

Hey don’t you ever remember Jonathan giving his neighbor an old sailor back in college.

by Dogwalker69 April 15, 2026

pulling an old fuck

When an older person does something characteristic of being old such as turning left from the wrong lane or driving very slowly on the freeway.

There goes Grandpa again, as usual he’s pulling an old fuck!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 3, 2021

do an Old Yeller

To kill a domestic animal for any reason (exposure to rabies, untreatable illness, boredom, etc.)

It pained the family to see the veterinarian do an Old Yeller on their twelve-year-old Labrador, but they knew that its time had come.

by Radicality February 9, 2010

Beat the piss out of an old friend

When a man announces he's going to the bathroom to take a leak.

"Deal me out of this hand, guys. I've got to beat the piss out of an old friend."

by Kermtzu October 9, 2008