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Amuse douche

1. Someone, whom you likely don’t know, that is such a douchebag that you find yourself entertained by his or her antics.

2. Someone, whom you likely know, that is such a douchebag that you are required to find humor in their douchiness in order to maintain your sanity.
3. A situation of either of the above.
1. Charlie Sheen is an amuse douche. His “winning” breakdown was so out of control that I found the whole thing hilarious.
2. My best friend’s husband is an amuse douche. He is so controlling of her and such an ass to me that I have to make fun of his bullshit just to maintain my composure around him.

3. This morning’s commute was a total amuse douche. To begin with, I was late getting out of the house. Then I got stuck behind a car that refused to go over 15 in a 30 zone, and once I finally passed them and thought I had free sailing, there was a massive construction backup on the freeway. I was over an hour late to work, and I could only laugh at the stupidity of slow drivers and the state’s inability to post pre-construction notices as I was trying to explain to my boss why I had missed the meeting.
by Minionite July 25, 2014
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amuse booze

A small fancy drink at home before you go out to drink more.
I'm going to have a glass of champagne as my amuse booze before I go to brunch for more drinks.
by Jmarsh5 June 8, 2014
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amuse splooge

Similar to an amuse-bouche, a complimentary ejaculation in a persons mouth before the main course.
"Dinner was really great but the amuse splooge was a little salty."
by JackHammer33 March 14, 2014
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Amuse-Douche

An ignorant douche bag who entertains others with his stupidity.
He was being such an Amuse-Douche with his outrageous posts.
by JK1987 June 26, 2016
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Amuse me

Usually an innuendo. Generally used by someone being dirty minded and asking for some kind of "amusement".
by bobdylan123245256 April 4, 2011
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amuse bouche

The act of burping into your partner's mouth during a kiss. French term meaning "Little Mouthful."
After gyros, Steve liked to give his girlfriend a little amuse bouche.
by Butter Churn June 9, 2011
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amuse sploosh

A short yet satisfying sexual encounter that usually leaves you wanting more. It can be considered both a good or bad experience dependent on the situation.
"How was last night's hook up?"
"It was a good amuse sploosh, but next time I hope it lasts more than 3 minutes"

"I haven't gotten laid in months, I need at least an amuse sploosh"
by Sploosh bot May 18, 2018
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