1. Someone, whom you likely don’t know, that is such a douchebag that you find yourself entertained by his or her antics.
2. Someone, whom you likely know, that is such a douchebag that you are required to find humor in their douchiness in order to maintain your sanity.
3. A situation of either of the above.
2. Someone, whom you likely know, that is such a douchebag that you are required to find humor in their douchiness in order to maintain your sanity.
3. A situation of either of the above.
1. Charlie Sheen is an amuse douche. His “winning” breakdown was so out of control that I found the whole thing hilarious.
2. My best friend’s husband is an amuse douche. He is so controlling of her and such an ass to me that I have to make fun of his bullshit just to maintain my composure around him.
3. This morning’s commute was a total amuse douche. To begin with, I was late getting out of the house. Then I got stuck behind a car that refused to go over 15 in a 30 zone, and once I finally passed them and thought I had free sailing, there was a massive construction backup on the freeway. I was over an hour late to work, and I could only laugh at the stupidity of slow drivers and the state’s inability to post pre-construction notices as I was trying to explain to my boss why I had missed the meeting.
2. My best friend’s husband is an amuse douche. He is so controlling of her and such an ass to me that I have to make fun of his bullshit just to maintain my composure around him.
3. This morning’s commute was a total amuse douche. To begin with, I was late getting out of the house. Then I got stuck behind a car that refused to go over 15 in a 30 zone, and once I finally passed them and thought I had free sailing, there was a massive construction backup on the freeway. I was over an hour late to work, and I could only laugh at the stupidity of slow drivers and the state’s inability to post pre-construction notices as I was trying to explain to my boss why I had missed the meeting.
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