respect my authoritah!

Something you say to assholes who just won't respect your authoritah.

One of Cartman's favorite expressions.

YOU: I'm not doing what you say.
ME: Respect my authoritah!

by the-jerk July 22, 2007

authoritah

The pronunciation of the word "authority" most frequently employed by Cartman from the show South Park (or by others in connection with him).

"You WILL respect my authoritah!"

"Perhaps this will teach you to listen to authoritah!"

"Oh no! Nothing's worse than Cartman with authoritah!"

by Dev December 9, 2003

author's page

On UrbanDictionary.com, it is where one views an author's total definitions (such as one's own). Now accessible not only by clicking on an author's name at the end of his\her definition, but also by searching ‘author {author's nickname here}’ in the definition search bar found in the top-right corner.

For my own author's page, click on the following link: author Victor Van Styn.

by Victor Van Styn December 28, 2005

author's page

On UrbanDictionary.com, it is where one views an author's total definitions, such as one's own. Now accessible not only by clicking on the hyperlink of one's UD authorial name following his\her definition, but also by searching ‘author {author's nickname here}’ in the search bar found in the upper right-hand corner.

For my own author's page, click on the following link: author Victor Van Styn. . . or, click on my little grey underlined name found directly below this definition (immediately succeeding ‘Source: ’ and preceeding ‘, Wyoming, OHio {Queen City}, Sept 19, 2005’; inbetween the two).

by Victor Van Styn December 28, 2005

Athore

One of many misspellings that was used in a now-popular review of the game Super PSTW Action RPG on Newgrounds. The original review was written by the user Axman13, but has since been deleted.

It was probably supposed to say/mean "other" instead, but because of the many typos in the review, it (among the others) was perceived by the Newgrounds-user D-Mac-Double in a more flavorful and funny taste, spawning the popular audio-clip "Dot Dot Dot", later being the basis for the even more popular flash-movie "Dot Dot Dot - Animated".

D-Mac-Double pronounces the word as "Ath-Or"

It is related to the words beacuase, esey, stranth and reley, among others, which originates from the same sources.

"The athore coments al totol lies!"

ie: "The other comments are total lies!"

by studiohq October 30, 2011

authoritah

it's just authority. but better. used by cartman.

RESPECT MAH AUTHORITAH

by bob236892 December 11, 2018

National Defense Authorization Act

Reason the "land of the free" A.K.A., the U.S.A, will lose all meaning and could very be the REAL apocalypse in 2012. Simply put, learning the Bill of Rights in school was a waste.

In a 93-7 vote, declares the entire USA to be a "battleground" upon which U.S. military forces can operate with impunity, overriding Posse Comitatus and granting the military the unchecked power to arrest, detain, interrogate and even assassinate U.S. citizens with impunity.

CANADIAN PERSON: What's this National Defense Authorization Act I've been hearing about, ay? Something about rights?

AMERICAN PERSON: I used to stand up for my rights.....but then I took an arrow in the knee.

by FreedomRider December 16, 2011