Among us

this is the best way to break your friendships start trust issues and be absolutely angry
blue: HE KILLED PURPLE GREEN DID IT
green: NO I DID NOT YOUR LYING I LITERALLY SAW YOU JUMP IN THE VENT
everyone else: votes green
green: i hate all of you
everyone later: votes blue
Blue Was Not The Impostor
1 Impostor Remains.
red the impostor: B) looks like theres still an imposter "among us"
by okfineman September 08, 2020
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Among Us

A game of many kinds of people.

The people that dress like fruits.

The people who try making a name like "I told u I"

The horny little shits who name themselves "step sis" or "hxrny boy" or "cute girl" or "im single"

The person named imposter

The discord cheats who name themselves Hi and Hi 1.

The person fucking literally named nothing, and says nothing the whole fucking game

The guy who speaks another language and is stupid enough to not change the region or chat language

The guy who really tries to troll and says its me, i'm the imposter

The guy you trust for like 5 games straight because you were both crewmates and then he kills you

The salty little shits who ban you after winning the game

The simps, who keep saying gross shit in the chat.

The simps who are bigger shitheads that ban you for calling them simps.

The little shits who ban you for roasting them

The little shits who ban you for exposing their cheating

The kid who bans you the second you join the game

The dumbass who kicks you and when you rejoin they call you a hacker

The sellout imposter who gives away the other imposter

The 10000000 IQ guy who understands the Polus Map

People who name themselves after their hats
Among Us, the game with a bunch of colored pills running around , with one of them killing other pills
by an existant of this planet March 04, 2021
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1. Scientific proof that kids are stupid.
Pink: Orange fucking vented in front of me
Orange: Pink lies
Blue: Pink sus
Red: Pink sus
White: Pink sus
Pink: yeah this is peak Among Us

Pink was not the Impostor

1 Impostor Remains
by E hates Q October 30, 2020
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a used-to-be fun game thats now filled with fucking idiots and people who think theyre funny
some guy named phil idk: "red sus haha red sus why arent you laughing medbay scan red sus hahaha among us jokes haha"
some guy name fred idk: "shut the fuck up"
by marycrackers January 19, 2021
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I CANT STAND IT!!! I HATE IT!!! FUCKK FUCK FUCK FUC KF UCK!!!!!! I HATE AMONG US !!! i HATE IT SO MUCH!!!! IT RUINED MY HUMOR!! fUCK FUCK FUC KFR UC KFUC KFU CK FUCK FUC KFUCVFCFKUC FUKCFUKCF!! I CANT GO A DAY WITHOUT SAYING "tHATS SAO SUSSDY BRTO!!?!?!"!"!"!"!" BPLS HGELP ME!!!

(this is a cry for help)
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Where friendships end, and lies start.
This game doesn't have anything to do with truth. Literally i played this for 3 hours and got imposter once. When i did i killed someone, vented, and reported the body. I started lying to protect myself but one random guy just randomly voting me. This game is fucking hard because you pretty much have a .1% to be imposter.

This game tells you to not believe what everybody says and if you catch the imposter than youre a damn good detective!
James: BRO i just got imposter in among us.
Jack: Damn bro! Thats cool. *Makes a emergency meeting*
James: BRO what the hell? i thought we were friends?
Jack: James vented and told me he was imposter.
James: Fuck you man rot in hell.
by dreamsyboy September 22, 2020
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Proof that the internet is getting obsessed with beans, with Fall Guys also being crucial evidence.
Among Us is a game where you play as a bean that tries not to die and do all depressing tasks, including swiping a card that can never be swiped(which would be a great punishment in the old times).
by ChiefLEGOLover January 13, 2021
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