by Alwyn Mcavoy October 04, 2020
Taylor Swift moaned softly in the middle of the night: “Joe Alwyn don't stop! Harder daddy!” as he entered her.
by NilsSjoberg13 September 10, 2020
by NilsSjoberg13 September 10, 2020
by Alwyn Mcavoy October 04, 2020
by Alwyn Mcavoy October 04, 2020
Alwyn Clark is a word used to say "I am handsome" in tagalog/filipino/bisaya and any other filipino related languages.
Examples:
Ako ay isang "alwyn clark"
napaka-"alwyn clark alwyn clark" mo naman
Sa sobrang alwyn clark ni totoy, madaming babae nagkakacrush sa kanya.
Ako ay isang "alwyn clark"
napaka-"alwyn clark alwyn clark" mo naman
Sa sobrang alwyn clark ni totoy, madaming babae nagkakacrush sa kanya.
by kidzain2 August 19, 2022
Broke ass actor who used to work at a yogurt shop according to taylor swift.
Terrible acting skills and thinks just because he has a couple shitty hulu films he's better than everyone else
-1000 aura points for having an ex girlfriend 10x hotter than his skibidi ass
Probably reads gay fantasy books
Had like 20 songs written about him
Looks weirdly like this one picture of a sad cat
Weirdly secretive (might be hiding fbi information)
Might sell taylors armpit hair on Depop when rent is due?? Not sure
Terrible acting skills and thinks just because he has a couple shitty hulu films he's better than everyone else
-1000 aura points for having an ex girlfriend 10x hotter than his skibidi ass
Probably reads gay fantasy books
Had like 20 songs written about him
Looks weirdly like this one picture of a sad cat
Weirdly secretive (might be hiding fbi information)
Might sell taylors armpit hair on Depop when rent is due?? Not sure
Person 1: "OMG THATS TAYLOR SWIFT"
Person 2: "what's that yogurt covered hair ball next to her?? Did she get a dog?"
Person 1: "no, that's her ex boyfriend I think, Joe alwyn"
Person 2: "what's that yogurt covered hair ball next to her?? Did she get a dog?"
Person 1: "no, that's her ex boyfriend I think, Joe alwyn"
by Mamawaffles July 14, 2024