i'm allergic to bullshit

just another way to say that you don't believe what someone says.
came from a line in "I,Robot".

1: I did that hot girl last night!
2: *sneezes* Oh sorry dude, I'm allergic to bullshit.

by KRHimself October 9, 2004

I'm allergic to people

A synonym for "I'm an introvert"

I can't go to the school dance, I'm allergic to people

by EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG April 20, 2021

Allergicide

Suicide based on severe distress due to allergies.

"My allergies are killin me - I'm just going to commit allergicide and just be done with it."

"<Crshhhh> Looks like we got another case of allergicide. Over. <crshhhh>"

"Cause of death: Allergicide."

by stevepg82 April 15, 2010

allergies

Crappy feeling you get when your body doesnt like something or when the seasons hate you and make you feel sickish.

girl: achoo!!
boy: bless you! are you sick?
girl: nawh its my damn allergies

by missKay&missBee September 24, 2011

Allergies

When symptoms of asthma or allergies flare up, they can leave you feeling helpless. But there are steps you can take to eliminate reactions and lessen the intensity of the symptoms. Installing air filters in your heating and air conditioning units will remove the harmful irritating particles that cause asthmatic and allergic reactions. You can save yourself a lot of stress, a lot of health problems and a whole lot of financial burden simply by keeping your AC or furnace filters clean.

My allergies are acting up, what can I do

by ACFilters4Less March 26, 2015

Allergies

A relatively harmless passing cold that makes you feel like you're dying of AIDS.

John: Oh my God, I feel horrible today...
Sarah: OMG! Are you okay? What's wrong? Should I call a doctor?
John: No thanks babe, I just have allergies...
Sarah: Oh, okay sweetie. Get well soon, those are the WORST.

by SeZSEU August 27, 2016

big boy allergies

When a teenage boy starts jacking off more, he uses more tissues. When his parent sees his trash can, she questions him. In a panic, he blames it on his allergies.

"My mom was asking me why my trash can was so full of tissues."
"What did you say?"
"I just blamed it on my big boy allergies."

by big boy 442 November 14, 2016