Oh my fucking god. Don't even get me started. This bitch doesn't need anyone to gas her up cause she is so fucking fire in every way possible, but that doesn't mean I'm not gunna take the time to gas her up. You think you've ever met someone this great, well you haven't. She may be a freak and a bit of a carnival act if you will, but thats what you need and you fucking know it. Alix is 5 foot 7 inches, with beautiful brown hair, amazing brown eyes and she writes 5's on all of her shoes and stuff. Maybe she writes this because she is five feet tall, or maybe it is something much deeper, we will never know but that doesn't fucking matter because it is sick. Alix may not know how fucking sick she is but everyone around her does and is lucky to be around her. If you get to know Alix don't take advantage of it, hold onto every minute you have with Alix.
She is also very prone to tummy aches and the grumblies but its ok just rub her tummy and give her a hug and it will all be better. (If its not stick a tube down her throat and figure out what it is thats going on in that lil belly)
She is also very prone to tummy aches and the grumblies but its ok just rub her tummy and give her a hug and it will all be better. (If its not stick a tube down her throat and figure out what it is thats going on in that lil belly)
You Know Alix?
Do I know Alix?!? She told me her and Nico are not stoners but still play hackie sack. She literally sucked my toes just because I asked her to and she didn't even want to.
Do I know Alix?!? She told me her and Nico are not stoners but still play hackie sack. She literally sucked my toes just because I asked her to and she didn't even want to.
by Zoomba Man 123 February 17, 2019
by sexsymbolp July 11, 2008
Charismatic smart sexy. Doesn't matter what gender. Alixs are alway fascinating to watch
Wild funny and occasionally lacking common sense Alixs can cheer anyone up
Alixs are melodramatic romantics
Wild funny and occasionally lacking common sense Alixs can cheer anyone up
Alixs are melodramatic romantics
Person 1: "Did you see Tina she was so upset"
Person 2: "Don't worry she's with Alix"
Person 1: "That's good they'll cheer her up"
Person 2: "Don't worry she's with Alix"
Person 1: "That's good they'll cheer her up"
by Dummythiccbitch June 13, 2019
Alix is a kind-hearted and generous person. She is very smart but has her dumb moments. She laughs at things that aren't funny because shes a bit weird like that. Alix carries herself with grace and shares love with those around her. She is pretty much perfect at everything, smart, sporty, athletic. She's got a killer bod, small waist and big booty. Any guy would be lucky to date her and any girl lucky to be her friend.
by Paigey may August 13, 2019
To say or do something that goes against all logical reason, this covers mishearing or misunderstand spoken conversation. Alix can also be used to describe someone or a situation in which someone was gullible. For example, Alix was once made to believe a friend (Brad) had his bar mitzvah coming up, despite him being 18 and never mentioning being Jewish.
Person 1: "I like these shorts cos they cover the cellulite on my bum"
Alix: "You have daffodills on your bum?"
Person 1: "Yes Alix, I have daffodills on my bum..."
Alix:"Where are you guys?"
Person 2:"In the smoking area"
Alix:"In the what??"
Person 2:"In the smoking area"
Alix:"Oh... I thought you said shagging area!"
In using the term
One friend may say to another "that was such an Alix comment"
Alix: "You have daffodills on your bum?"
Person 1: "Yes Alix, I have daffodills on my bum..."
Alix:"Where are you guys?"
Person 2:"In the smoking area"
Alix:"In the what??"
Person 2:"In the smoking area"
Alix:"Oh... I thought you said shagging area!"
In using the term
One friend may say to another "that was such an Alix comment"
by Daniel Teed June 11, 2008
by religioussinner August 25, 2021