Albert 

a big sexy daddy who i want to marry hes so good at fortnite and is good at everything. I watch him while he takes dumps.

Guy #1- Did you see Albert's huge bloody diarrhea last night?
Guy #2- No dude all I saw was Albert's big juicy abs and his beautiful booty cheeks

Albert by that_cool_stalker_yeeter November 5, 2018

Albert 

A smart guy which knows everything

I met an Albert yesterday

Albert by Sikeuletz_14 October 27, 2020

Albert 

An absolute idiot who plays roblox and screams very loud his jokes consist as felipe tiffany myumi and cleetus he is known as flamingo on youtube

Albert be quiet im trying to sleep

Albert by Albertzlizard September 19, 2020

Albert 

Cool ass beeto eat ass lives day by day and has a shit dick and hotter

Albert eats booty

Albert by Beeto btw May 1, 2019

albert 

a hot sexy dude a little overwight

that kinda fat guy must be a albert because he looks sexy

albert by 3 guys at a table November 28, 2009

Albert 

A calm/chilling guy that people tend to ask his advice and perspective on how to get ladies.
Does'nt seem to need much help but will still ask for some.

hello im albert will you hold my dick for me so i can pee.

Albert by albetheking January 17, 2009

albert 

a child with an abnormal facial positions and loves to annoy people and likes to sneak out to get head from a blonde cheerleader late in the night after smoking bowls upon bowls of marijuana.

"that guy is such an albert."

albert by whitepeach August 18, 2011