Albany-Metro is deff not a hick-ish farmland. Filled with gangsters who might shoot you and snobby rich kids who drive around sick cars, vacation at the hamptons or luxury ski resorts, and count their cash. Surrounded by suburbs where everyone drinks, smokes, and parties because there is nothing else to do. Everyone and their brother is Italian. Alotttt of college kids: UAlbany, Union, RPI, etc.
Pretty sweet location with the city like 2 hours away, new england across the hudson, and montreal just up north.
So yeah, check out the 518.
Pretty sweet location with the city like 2 hours away, new england across the hudson, and montreal just up north.
So yeah, check out the 518.
Albany, New York is maddd sweet.
by imawesome123 November 5, 2007
Albany. The Capitol of the Empire State, New York. Albany is home to some of the most stalwart New Yorkers. Albany is the home of one of the most dysfunctional State governments in the United States yet has the most intelligent and resourceful citizens residing within the State. Albany continues to stand as the pivotal region in Upstate development despite the growing instances of douchebaggery from the minority of SUNY Albany students who still think it's cool to destroy their neighborhoods, their city, and the reputation of their State University.
"It's a miracle that New Yorker's still have pride in their Capitol even when assholes try to paint it as the greatest beer pong arena in the State."
"Man, I really wish Albany residents and students would stop getting such a bad reputation from derelicts that have no sense of history or respect."
"Man, I really wish Albany residents and students would stop getting such a bad reputation from derelicts that have no sense of history or respect."
by Carl Weathers September 21, 2007
by Steezy July 28, 2004
A town in southwest Georgia that was chartered in 1838 in which the founder chose the name of Albany because of its similarity to Albany, New York, which is another main city at the head of a navigable river. In 1988 Albany, GA made national headlines as the "Murder Capital of America," with the highest murder rate per capita in the United States. No shit. In 2000 this city with a population of 76,939 citizens was officially the "Blackest City in America" with African Americans occupying 64.8% of the entire population living within the city limits. That's right, not Compton not Harlem not even Atlanta is dirtier than Albany, GA. Many rappers claim to be from what they call the "Dirty South," but really they have no idea what the real "Dirty South" is, or what it is like to live there. Everyone here is racist, and I mean everyone; black, white, hispanic, whatever. The city's government is comprised of both main races, but most of the political decisions are based on racial issues.
<The armpit of the South. Very hot and humid weather year round. Many southern stereotypes live here like the well-to-do southern gentleman which is really just a spoiled kid who took over his father's business, and at the age of 30 still refers to his father as "daddy." Caucasians who have established themselves here live in the main golf course which actually holds debutant balls for girls who've just graduated from highschool. If you want a job in this town, you or your father had better know someone that has their own business. Otherwise your applications will be discarded for family members or friends who are usually under-qualified and lazy.>
<The armpit of the South. Very hot and humid weather year round. Many southern stereotypes live here like the well-to-do southern gentleman which is really just a spoiled kid who took over his father's business, and at the age of 30 still refers to his father as "daddy." Caucasians who have established themselves here live in the main golf course which actually holds debutant balls for girls who've just graduated from highschool. If you want a job in this town, you or your father had better know someone that has their own business. Otherwise your applications will be discarded for family members or friends who are usually under-qualified and lazy.>
1. Albany is a racist fucking town. Everybody hates anybody who is not a member of his/her race, and usually do their best to pass this trait to their children.
2. Why is there still nothing to do in Albany!?
3. Man, I hate paying the welfare for those damn blacks so they can just sit at home in Albany's projects all day and watch TV!
4. You're going to Monroe Highschool? Shit man, you're gonna be the only white person there. Hey, just lie about your address so you can go to Albany High with me.
Note: Both of the above mentioned highschools are public but have districts; where all who live within a certain district can only attend that district's public highschool or else they must pay for a private highschool.
5. Man fuck college. I'm gonna work for my daddy at his business in Albany.
6. Kids, lock your car doors when we cross the bridge into the east side of Albany.
2. Why is there still nothing to do in Albany!?
3. Man, I hate paying the welfare for those damn blacks so they can just sit at home in Albany's projects all day and watch TV!
4. You're going to Monroe Highschool? Shit man, you're gonna be the only white person there. Hey, just lie about your address so you can go to Albany High with me.
Note: Both of the above mentioned highschools are public but have districts; where all who live within a certain district can only attend that district's public highschool or else they must pay for a private highschool.
5. Man fuck college. I'm gonna work for my daddy at his business in Albany.
6. Kids, lock your car doors when we cross the bridge into the east side of Albany.
by Nutrix January 9, 2005
1. Capital city of New York. Bares little resemblance to New York City. Thus the given terminology, "Upstate New York".
2. Town in the SF Bay Area, California, directly North of Berkeley. Highest population of young wannabe gangstas, wannabe-hippies and middle-aged yuppies than any other town in the U.S.
3. Territories in Medieval Scotland where the above cities got their name.
2. Town in the SF Bay Area, California, directly North of Berkeley. Highest population of young wannabe gangstas, wannabe-hippies and middle-aged yuppies than any other town in the U.S.
3. Territories in Medieval Scotland where the above cities got their name.
PERSON 1: Where would you rather live, Albany NY or Albany CA?
PERSON 2: Hmm, hard choice.
PERSON 1: Pick one.
PERSON 2: Albany, *Georgia*, any day of the week.
PERSON 2: Hmm, hard choice.
PERSON 1: Pick one.
PERSON 2: Albany, *Georgia*, any day of the week.
by FredSaidRight February 25, 2007
by Shmoo Lawrence December 19, 2005
The most prettiest girl around. The one who makes everyone laugh. she/he doesn't have any friends but when they get the chance to talk to someone it's amazing.
by most_hated.kenzie September 25, 2018