ALAP

As little as possible.

Jordan: How much trouble do you think Sasha got in tonight?

Maggie: ALAP, i hope!

ALAP by Maggie Erlandson March 9, 2008

ALAP

Awesome Like A Possum

An internet term, mostly popular for the sole reason that it rhymes.

It means "awesome" basically.

Billy: Oh dude you should chill at mah hizzouse this weekend, I'm having a bon fire and a Halo party.
Miguel: ALAP, I'll see you there

ALAP by Mrpockets May 23, 2008

ALAP

As Lit as Possible.

Commonly used to describe scenarios that you need to do something else so your plans later tonight can be As Lit as Possible, ALAP.

For example, the party won't be ALAP if you can't get your plug to get the weed for tonight.

Noah: I've been cramming in all my assignments right now in the morning cause today in Sunday and there's school tomorrow and I want to make sure tonight I'm ALAP.

John: Yo we outchere... it ain't ALAP if we don't got that Henny though ;)

Noah: Henny straight?
John: You know it.
Noah: But it ain't ALAP without Coke too!

ALAP by AnonymousBronyDudeStrikesBack September 18, 2016

ALAP

As long as possible

I'm just hoping my phone holds up ALAP

ALAP by ._-G-_. May 2, 2024

ALAP

as late as possible

“i’m at a party i’ll be home ALAP”

“im gonna stay up ALAP”

ALAP by urmom724 July 16, 2025

NAP-ASAP-ALAP 

Needing a nap as soon as possible, as long as possible.

Last night I raged until the wee hours of the night and had to wake up so early. Before I go out again, I need a NAP-ASAP-ALAP.

NAP-ASAP-ALAP by CTulls July 6, 2009

Alapongtai 

a word used to break an awkward silence.

Guy #1: ...
Guy #2: ...
Guy #3: ...

Guy #4: Alapongtai

Alapongtai by zazzalo April 22, 2009