your cousin's too-hot-to-handle pussy
Bill: "Bro, my cousin Mindy was so gnarly last night"
Jole: "Was it an Alabama hot pocket?"
Bill: "Ohhh yea, I had to make sure not to wake up the rents"
Jole: "Was it an Alabama hot pocket?"
Bill: "Ohhh yea, I had to make sure not to wake up the rents"
by J~How March 13, 2019
Get the Alabama hot pocketmug. When your sister is taking a mad sh*t on the sh*tter and starts getting constipated, while you start telling her your horny and she starts riding your d*ck, yet you feel something hot and steamy rushing down your wee hole, and all of a sudden you feel a never-ending pain of throbbing and burning. She then continues to shit in the shitter.
by PreslyWow February 26, 2019
Get the Alabama hot pocketmug. The act of placing a pepperoni hot pocket in the microwave for 69 seconds then fucking the hot pocket until you ejaculate then giving the hot pocket to a slutty bitch then forcing her to eat it while she finder's her pussy while your fucking her in the ass.
"Bro last night I gave you mom an Alabama Hot Pocket"
"Dude ask your sister if she liked that Alabama Hot Pocket I gave her last weekend"
"Dude ask your sister if she liked that Alabama Hot Pocket I gave her last weekend"
by bitcheslovesosa March 8, 2014
Get the Alabama hot pocketmug. by Nico Shuler April 13, 2017
Get the Alabama hot pocketmug. by Shaniqua McGee December 17, 2016
Get the alabama hot pocketmug. Tim: Do you want to get drinks tonight Matt.
Matt: No thanks my wife and I are doing an Alabama Hot pocket tonight.
Matt: No thanks my wife and I are doing an Alabama Hot pocket tonight.
by Alst4r52 June 11, 2018
Get the Alabama Hot pocketmug. the art of seperating the vagina lips and taking a shat inside (and possibly having sex with it afterwards)
by SWC February 4, 2005
Get the alabama hot pocketmug.