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Alabama Poutine 

I don’t know if I’ve ever heard of cum covered fries” “wait you’ve never heard of Alabama Poutine”

Alabama Poutine 

Fries with Cum. Traditionally served as long nice fries poking out of a fry container, with a streak of cum across the side.

Simple and classic American delicacy.
Andrew: “you telling me you’ve never heard of Alabama Poutine?”
Alabama Poutine by ybell March 28, 2024

Alabama poutine 

A dish consisting of fresh French fries typically from McDonald’s with a slight drizzle of the consumer’s cum on 25-45% of the total dish.
You would eat your own fries with cum on it?”
“Only the untouched part. It’s Alabama Poutine!”

Alabama Poutine 

When you some brand new, hotly salted, perfectly cooked french fries with a little bit of Cum on them.
"If only 3 of the fries had my cum on them and the other 80 don't, I could eat around them"

"Wait, Wait, Wait, your telling my you've never heard of Alabama Poutine before?"

Alabama Poutine 

Regulation Poutine, except with a streak of cum on it
"You're telling me you've never heard of Alabama Poutine?"