Airpods

A product by a company called Apple that apparently some people can’t afford but can afford an Iphone X instead. You can use them to listen to music or, as the majority of people would do, flex on the people who can’t afford it.

Guy 1: yooo I just got new airpods!!!
Guy 2: oo shit bro lemme check em out!
Guy 1:*hands him his airpods*
Guy 2: holy shit bro you’re so lucky. My mom would never buy me Airpods :(
Guy 1: just sell your IPhone X
Guy 2:......hell no

by Racistwhitehoe July 9, 2019

Airpods

The overly expensive earbuds that have no purpose and are only used to pretend you're rich even though they're 40 USD on Ebay. Seriously guys get a life.

Person: Wow look! There goes Devyn with Airpods. He ain't fooling anybody.

by ThatKidWithAirpods December 10, 2019

Airpods

A device used by rich people that are stuck up as hell.

Broke guy: Hey...
Guy with Airpods in: What? Sorry, I can't hear you. I don't speak broke.

by Fords4Ever February 19, 2019

Airpods

An even faster way to get girls than wearing gucci

(guy #1 wears gucci)
girl: Wow! Is that gucci youre wearin
guy #1: yeah you like it
girl: of course I do you’re so cool!
(guy #2 walks in with Airpods)
girl: OMG! Are those Airpods
guy #2: Yeah, why aren’t you spending time with me instead of this broke boy. Mafucka can’t even afford Airpods
girl: OMG I’d love to❤️

by Dubiks February 7, 2019

Airpods

Only rush people have them

poor guy: hello sir..... can you hear me.

Rich guy: Sorry, but I can’t hear peasants. Only people with AirPods can hear me

by Super64 January 12, 2019

Airpods

Earphones for dem rich hoomans,

Rich Person: wait, you don’t have Airpods?! You broke ass weirdo. I smell with my rich nose, some brokeness coming from you.

by HoomanCalledLitchi February 4, 2019

Airpods

A complete and total waste of money

Airpods are a waste of money

by someone_stupid March 1, 2019