airborne coitus

Periphrastic speech for flying fuck, usually preceded by "I don't give a . . . . ".

I don't give an airborne coitus what Massachuetts senators think!

by Duckbutt November 20, 2005

CZW Air Horn

When a insane bump happens in a CZW show and a fan in the crowd goes crazy with a air horn to show appreciation to the insane bump usually through light tubes, barbed wire, fire or some other dangerous object.

*Zandig hits the mother f'n bomb onto Mondo through a glass pain on fire*

* czw air horn fan goes crazy*

by Lord Mountevans December 8, 2016

The Airborne Toxic Event

an indie-rock band that was formed in 2006 by Mikel Jollett. the band is made up of

Mikel Jollett
Steven Chen
Noah Harmon
Anna Bulbrook

&
Daren Taylor

THE BEST BAND EVER!

The Airborne Toxic Event is my new favorite band!

by AirborneToxicEvent<3 June 16, 2009

82nd Airborne

One of the three actual airborne units in the United States Army, it's been around even longer than the British Parachute Regiment and it's known for being the tip of the Spear in Germany in WW2 along with the 101st Airborne (Now 101st Air Assault) Theres an old rivalry between the Airborne and Marines. In the 82nd's defense (Even though it's record speaks for itself) it was the 82nd who had captured Fallujah and then had to recapture it after the Marines they handed it off too had lost it; the 82nd is a trusted and much faster response unit than most MEU's.

Airborne Army 101st 82nd Airborne

by CoMed82 April 24, 2014

airporn booth

Transportation Security Administration (TSA) full-body scanning machine. Of course, if you're hard-up and things did not go well in the airport bathroom glory-hole, you might want to pass on this machine and head straight for the full-body rub (minus happy ending unless you have a great imagination and are 'quick')--aka security 'pat-down.'

Well, I'm at the airport heading for the gate. I took off my shoes, loosened my belt, un-buttoned my shirt and left my underwear at home. Instead of a security pat-down, I am going through the scanner, lovingly referred to as the 'airporn booth,' or 'airporn cube.' Hopefully TSA officers won't detain me after they see my naked junk in the airporn booth, thinking I have two round pieces of C-4 taped to a stick of dynamite!! LOL

by Ignatz Sassafras November 25, 2010

Airborne

1. A military unit which is made up of Paratroopers.

Fort Bragg is the Home of the Airborne.

by Dirty Black Rob September 28, 2005

airborne swimmers

Semen spewed forth into open air

When bruce farted, an airborne swimmer grazed Terry's lip. Thank God it was his own!

by BiggJussn July 28, 2005