A neighborhood in the eastern part of Agoura Hills, CA. It is known as the original "Agoura" community before it became an official city in 1982. It is a bizarre mixture of mansions, miniature farms where people raise horses, and dimly lit warehouses where high schoolers will do burn-outs. For anyone who doesn't own a horse or car, it is hell to get from A to B without twisting your ankle, this is because the area has no actual sidewalks. As "peaceful" as the area seems during the day, it actually has the highest crime rate in the eastern Conejo valley. This is mainly because of it's no streetlight policy, which makes it pitch-black at night. Thus, allowing low-lifers from the SF valley to break into cars and slip away into the night. This also allows Agoura High students to commit most of their shenanigans here. So you will be cruising by white-picket fences with people brushing horses, turn a corner, and see an ENTIRE wall tagged with random graffiti, or you'll be chilling in your backyard and hear tires screeching a block over. Of course, the adults are clueless about this and it'll be up to you to keep your valuables safe. Although the Brightside is, it has lots of great hiking trails, so that you can twist your ankle faster :).
"You know, Old Agoura actually has the highest crime rate in Agoura Hills." - teen
"Oh no it doesn't! You kids don't know how good you have it!" - clueless adult
"Oh no it doesn't! You kids don't know how good you have it!" - clueless adult
by plus-size albert December 20, 2020
Get the Old Agoura mug.A small southern California city in Los Angeles County. It has a population of 20,000 and life here is somewhere in-between living in a charming small town, and EVERYTHING WRONG with a suburb. It's filled with nice but clueless adults and cool but sketchy teens. If many people would take five seconds to look away from the big houses and palm trees, you would see that it's not uncommon to find a used needle next to the sidewalk or have a bottle thrown at you while walking through a parking lot.
by plus-size albert November 20, 2020
Get the Agoura Hills, CA mug.A Highschool in Agoura Hills, CA. Attending this place is a punishment. Once you have dodged the insane soccer moms in their vans that are larger than their asses, you must sit in multiple overcrowded classrooms over the course of 7 hours. All while SJW teachers talk their theories at you on why white people are bad. When you've survived that, you will be lucky to find your bike still chained up. Because there is a 60% chance that it will be stolen by one of the many wannabe thugs that plague the school and the surrounding neighborhood. HAVE FUN!
"Agoura High school is gonna be the greatest time of your life!" - Literally all of the middle school teachers in the area.
NEWSFLASH: it's not
NEWSFLASH: it's not
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Get the Agoura High School mug.The high school of Agoura Hills, California. We are well known for our water polo team, and we have a reeeeeally good curriculum. And, yeah, our water polo team is awesome... (I'm on it, in case you hadn't guessed) =D Oh, and our football team sucks... Water polo and swimming are the only sports we're good at.
P.S. To set the record straight, water polo players are NOT all lezzies. =P
P.S. To set the record straight, water polo players are NOT all lezzies. =P
by beaubee4 June 20, 2011
Get the Agoura High School mug.A bunch of rich families with kids who have absolutely no responsibilities. Literally the worst the valley has to offer because every wealthy parent has no idea what their kids are getting into. entitled kids and wealthy parents that are just far enough outside of LA to act boujee but act like it’s nothing special. if you’re poor or not entitled don’t even try to live here, you will stick out like a soar thumb
omg i was in agoura hills last weekend and saw the kardashians. it was hard to tell though because i saw a bunch of range rovers and rolls royces... it wasn’t like this 20 years ago
by Long_hard_road_out_of_hell March 4, 2021
Get the Agoura Hills mug.one of the WORST cities in the united states. Agoura is in the midst of poverty. the area is trying to compete with the rest of the san fernando valley such as the westlake and rich calabasas areas but cannot. the city is broken down and abandoned. It often reminds people of hickville red necks. the town is composed of horses, cows, farms, and a broken down school. the people are very rude and are very bitter toward people who have more money than them. i feel so bad i have to live in agoura!
AGOURIAN: howdy yall!
BEVERLY HILLS DUDE: hey, you must be from agoura!
AGOURIAN: HOW CUD YA TELL, DURRRR??
BEVERLY HILLS DUDE: its the missing teeth and the accent. im sorry you have to live in such a horrible place.
BEVERLY HILLS DUDE: hey, you must be from agoura!
AGOURIAN: HOW CUD YA TELL, DURRRR??
BEVERLY HILLS DUDE: its the missing teeth and the accent. im sorry you have to live in such a horrible place.
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