Browne Aphasia

Is an illness within the structure of the brain. In areas such as the hypothalamus and frontal lobe regions have sustained damage. People who suffer from Browne Aphasia will struggle in remembering important dates and the misplacement of personal belongings.

FRIEND: Hey when's our biology test?
YOU: Today, did you study?
FRIEND: No :| *spends rest of day studying*
~Upon entering biology you find out the test is three days later~
YOU: Have you ever heard of Browne Aphasia?
FRIEND: No?
YOU: Its when you constantly forget important dates, this is the third time this semester. Get yourself checked.

by garljack April 18, 2011

social aphasia

Someone who does not know when another person is dropping a hint. A person with social aphasia cannot understand when someone is trying to make a point. A Social Aphasiac fails to decipher simple hints, and makes repeated petty attempts to prove themselves.

Jeff: Sometimes Frank is such a Social Aphasiac.

Ray: He is really out of touch.
Jeff: He would never know.
Ray: Such a creepy person.

by SsTtUu April 28, 2011

aghasiyeva

very long surname that annoys nuray

"aghasiyeva, Donald"

by OfficialOfficialDictionary101 January 24, 2019

aghastory

a story that is so shocking that you will be aghast

The American basketball team was defeated by the team from Turkey.

That is more than an aghastory.

by kumapalachian September 13, 2009

Aghati

An Iraqi word of Mongolian origin meaning "sir" or in some cases "my friend".

Aghati

by Goyoum July 28, 2011

Browne Aphasia

When you constantly forget the dates to important tests and exams. These people are fucking retards, and shouldn't participate in the IB because of their poor memory skills, these people tend to cause stress and worry in people's lives because they convince people that test and exams are sooner than they actually are.

The test is next week
No, its tomorrow
Okay thanks

Hey dude I stayed up til midnight last night studying, turns out the test is next week. Thanks a lot you stupid fuck. I'm diagnosing you with Browne Aphasia

You people should be shot.

by garljack April 25, 2011

Stultus Aphasia

When someone says something so incredibly stupid that you are at a loss for words.

Person 1 "Hey, check out this article about the Flat Earth, it's what convinced me"
Person 2 "..."
Person 1 "...you ok?"
Person 2 "...wha...? Oh, yeah, I just had a moment of Stultus Aphasia, sorry."

by Tommology February 14, 2019