Dude where have you been all morning?
Man, I was all fucked up last night, I woke up and had to drop the Morning After Shit. It was seriously like a one footer. I feel so much better.
Man, I was all fucked up last night, I woke up and had to drop the Morning After Shit. It was seriously like a one footer. I feel so much better.
by Creativenate88 May 25, 2009
When you sneak a morning after pill in a milkshake for some chick you busted a nut in. Banana is the best flavor.
John: good morning babe, I made you a delicious banana milkshake. (morning after milkshake)
Susie: oh thanks nigga, fuck me harder.
Susie: oh thanks nigga, fuck me harder.
by Bryce Harper258 January 12, 2014
the act of waking up and having sex with the girl you brought home and had casual sex with last night.
Brian: Yeah I woke and was still pretty hungover but, we both wanted to bang so i gave her a Morning After Thrill
James: Awesome!
James: Awesome!
by in case you didnt know33 May 01, 2010
after a night of heavy drinking you wake up with the need for a severe dump. This is usually more foul smelling than other craps and often is more fluid than solid.
by timofo October 14, 2008
Sometimes emergency contraception is needed to prevent pregnancy after sex - for example, if the pill is missed, a condom breaks or in the case of being sexually assaulted. The morning after pill is a form of emergency contraception that must be started within 72 hours of having unprotected sex.
by ball_master August 29, 2005
When you awaken and scream when you found out what you did the night before. Usually a morning after a night where immense amount of alcohol were consumed and your memory vanished.
by icwish July 13, 2009
A phenomenon amongst particularly sadistic runners. When it comes to time leave a party and the runner is too intoxicated to drive, he/she has their friends drop them off at their house so they can run to their car in the morning. Can represent a distance from 1 mile to 26.2.
Ben: Man, can you drive me home? I'm way too wasted to drive.
Mike: How are you going to get your car man?
Ben: I'll need to exercise off this hangover anyway, I'll just go for the morning after marathon.
Mike: How are you going to get your car man?
Ben: I'll need to exercise off this hangover anyway, I'll just go for the morning after marathon.
by ehmohteeoh October 10, 2010