Kitchen slang. The abortion stick is the unbent coat hanger, kept in virtually every commercial kitchen in North America, for unclogging the spout at the bottom of the deep fryer and various other odd jobs. It is an important tool, despite being a piece of junk, and it's very annoying when the abortion stick goes missing.
John (peering into the filthy space under the fryer): Where the fuck is the abortion stick?
Jim: Your mom borrowed it.
Jim: Your mom borrowed it.
by nationalfilmbored March 31, 2009
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Nick: “dude your girlfriend is so hot! AirDrop me her nudes!”
Cody: “Nick you fucking jar of aborted fetuses, this is why your dad left to get milk and never came back!”
Cody: “Nick you fucking jar of aborted fetuses, this is why your dad left to get milk and never came back!”
by Shr6k9ine October 21, 2019
Get the Jar of Aborted Fetuses mug.There is a point in the night of drinking when you have passed the point of no return, or you have launched. After you have launched are bound to black out, be an ass, or get into a fight. If it looks like your headed in that direction you might be able to refrain from that last drink that would put you over the edge and effectively abort launch.
Kellee told me to abort launch after she witnessed me double fisting two whiskey rocks.
Eric didn't yeld to my warnings to abort launch and ended up hitting on everyone at the bar.
Eric didn't yeld to my warnings to abort launch and ended up hitting on everyone at the bar.
by Eric Hawkinson May 18, 2006
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by Dzed June 6, 2018
Get the Abortnite mug.Adopteesplaining is when people other than adoptees try to speak for adoptees as if they know what they are thinking, feeling, etc. Many adoptive parents seem to think they are the experts on the adopted experience, when the real experts are the adopted persons themselves. Only the people disconnected from their biological families and given falsified birth certificates can truly describe this experience correctly.
Adopteesplaining is often used by adoptoraptors who adopted a child to fulfill their own selfish needs and desires.
Adopteesplaining is often used by adoptoraptors who adopted a child to fulfill their own selfish needs and desires.
“Five year old Mary has been in foster care for 9 months and is so excited to be adopted by her foster family.” said the adoption agency worker. Mary did not speak for herself. Adopteesplaining was used to project feelings and thoughts about Mary and for Mary.
by ChristineMars July 15, 2018
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Get the hey adora mug.Funny, Unbelievably charming, Lovable, spectacularly cute in every way. So modest that they will always deny when called out about it.
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