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American accomplishment

A fairly great achievement which could possibly only be achieved in America. Hitting a lick.
Jay Z went from selling drugs and killing people on the streets of New York to become one of the richest and most loved entertainers in show business. Thats an American Accomplishment.
by Action LDB January 14, 2008
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Smell your accomplishments

Something immature bitches on the bus make up to insult you which usually means close your legs you smell.
Damnnn girl smell your accomplishments!
by JessaBabe February 26, 2009
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Systematic and Progressive Accomplishment Drinking

Generally performed during a large code development project, when the developer wishes to drink whilst continuing to code, and fight off the effects of long-term sleep deprivation and alcohol.

The method is as follows:
The developer drinks 2 regular alcoholic drinks, followed by 1 non-alcoholic energy drink, and then repeats the process during the course of the project.
Man, I did some Systematic and Progressive Accomplishment Drinking last night to punch through developing the new website, feeling pretty second hand, but at least the website is finished!
by Erofee March 9, 2013
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accomplishment

My only accomplishment is not dying every day
by M.V. May 13, 2016
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Accomplishment

I've done (at a whim in response to the assertion that everyone or anyone was better than me) more than literally 99% of men or women that will ever exist.
Hym "Why would I let you steal my accomplishment? Seriously, think logically for a second. What would compel me... To say yo myself 'Hey, you know what? I'll just be fine with not getting credit for A.I. It isn't a problem that they're trying to steal it. I'll just do whatever YouTube retards tell me and let myself be erased from history. Perform meaningless labor until I die. And I won't murder any kids.' Why would I do that? Because... I got nothing. I'm not seeing it. There is literally no reason for me to not murder kids and enlist others to do so. I was going to let you off the hook for the weaponized schizophrenia but you had to press your luck and try to get one over on somebody."
by Hym Iam February 22, 2024
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accomplishmentarianist

A person who finds their life has moved forward through mental goals of accomplishing things to reach a satisfaction while knowing there will always be another goal to accomplish, thus using this to further learning and understanding.

A modern definition of an ancient metaphysical enthusiast or someone who appreciates allegorical bible stories that explain how the mind works. See William Donahue, Michael Ryce, Roy Masters, Jesse Lee Peterson and Paul White.
"He was able to see that others failed or succeeded in their goals because all his life he was an accomplishmentarianist.
by M8APH6 July 6, 2025
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Real accomplishments

Seriously?

Hym "Oh yes of course, I forgot that one (Not really I haven't forgotten any of them). No, ALL accomplishments are real! Seriously. I seriously mean that when I say it. All of them are real. Especially the ones for which you're not given credit.
Really real. Some super real accomplishments that are totally earned and make you better than everyone. That's what all of your stuff is. Just... Just super real and super earned. Your social lysenkoism is true and correct and the only things more real than your accomplishments are retards. They're the most real people (in my book). I love this new version of honesty I'm trying! It's great because instead of saying what I want to say, I say what I'm allowed to say under threat of violence and theft. And that's how things shout be! Because if I'm allowed to say things people don't like, it's an affront to their ability to violence me. So I need to watch what I say to other people and other people need to... Not do that to me... Because if I violence people for saying things I don't like I go to prison immediately because I don't have fucku money... BUT NONE OF THAT MATTERS ANYMORE! I'm turning over a new leaf! Maybe I'll write a monologue later about how genetically and morally inferior I am to everyone (Especially retards with fat cocks). Or maybe a poem about how I should be respecting women for fucking retards. And then I'll find a woman who doesn't want to fuck me and just give her all my money. All of those are good plan! I'm definitely going to do most of them later."
by Hym Iam March 2, 2023
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