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premature acceleration

When the person behind you in traffic changes lanes and accelerates to pass only to find that there is not enough room and they have to get back in line.
Driver: Did you see that guy try to pass me? He had to slow down and get back in line.
Passenger: Yeah, that was a case of premature acceleration.
by Morgore December 18, 2008
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Accelerationism

A political philosophy that maintains that a country's current government/society is broken beyond repair, and the only way to fix it is to force things to get even worse so as to completely collapse the system under its own weight and remake it.

Often related to "taking the black pill."
Joey believes in accelerationism because he hates the world he lives in so much that he figures utter chaos is better than what's currently ongoing.
by AOmundson September 22, 2020
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Accelerated Decrepitude

A process of abnormally rapid physical, mental and emotional decline associated with severe, unusually unstable environmental conditions.
Whazza matter with that dude? Isn't he a scientist? He looks like he's lost the will to live...
Oh, he's got Accelerated Decrepitude just like almost every other sane intelligent person around here; hopefully he'll recover after the Mueller Report is issued...
by YAWA February 24, 2019
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Accelerando mother fucker

Phrase used by music nerds who also have road rage.
That old lady was driving so slow I shouted, "accelerando mother fucker," in the hopes she would speed up.
by Buzzkill7 October 11, 2017
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Accelerbate

Realising that one needs to finish off masturbating quickly or one will be late, and resultantly accelerating with the activity in order to finish sooner.
"Crap, I've only got ten minutes to get the bus."
*accelerbates*
by Aquaeous March 5, 2011
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Farticle Accelerator

A object such as a fan that when stood in front of accelerates the dispersion of human gases
Dude..you shouldn't stand in front of that "Farticle Accelerator" after you pounded all those burritos at Taco Bell...That's just nasty
by wpgbrainscanner October 12, 2008
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Accelerated Backhop

A thing which you can do in the game Half-Life 2.

Bind your jump to the mouse wheel, then crouch + jump/scroll backwards and you will gain speed.
Hey guys DeSinc here, and today were 'bout to initiate an accelerated backhop towards the ramp surface-
by IfuckLolisLMAO May 23, 2018
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