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A river that runs through Christchurch, New Zealand. In New Zealand it is considered a national joke, as the Avon River is a common dumping ground for dead bodies, especially prostitutes, which can be found on Manchester Street, near the bridge that crosses the Avon River.
As used recently in the Roast of Mike King: "...a man who's career is deader than a hooker floating down the Avon."
Avon by Petey-pop-tart December 22, 2010
An acronym for Anal, Vaginal, Oral and Nasal. Can be in any order.
Bro 1: Hey man so was that girl you hooked up with last night a freak?
Bro 2: Oh yeah, we did full blown AVON.
AVON by Someguy86 December 12, 2013
A rude, disrespectful girl.
Someone who goes after older guys than her age.
his aunt came in and asked her a simple question .

Sandy: How old are you?
Avon: Old Enough.
Sandy: (In her head)Wow she is rude.
Avon by freakyyyxx December 22, 2008
Sausagefest 2005, you guys are fuckin gay..........seriously. Tabor beat your ass in lax baby. Have fun giving blowjobs to guys. and recieving them. your gay.. im out
Oww my ass hurts, i must have spent the weekend at avon.
Avon by avonisgay May 4, 2005
Evil city near cleveland, ohio where preps like to live and make misterable the lives of us innocent bandos! DIE PREPS DIE!
I live in avon and all the preps are evil!
Avon by hmm... February 26, 2005
A attractive sexy young male who came out of nowhere into existence rumored to be 6ft2 and have a multi billion dollar company and hier to the famous playboy magazine
Girl : Oh is that Avon ?

Jesus : mmmmmmm so sexy
Avon by SomeGuyThatsnotAvon February 23, 2022