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asswhole

this mf spike cannot spell

another version of asshole
you fucking asswhole
by DeltaMoai June 30, 2022
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asswhole

this mf spike can NOT spell

another version of asshole if you cant spell ig
YOU FUCKING ASSWHOLE
by DeltaMoai June 30, 2022
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asswhole

Someone who's a jerk 100% through, not just somewhat.
Tronald Dump is a true asswhole.
by QuacksO October 13, 2023
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asswhole-itis

Noun - A person that is and has been an asswhole his/her whole life. A person who has relished a life long symptomatic habitual passion in being an asswhole and problem child even from birth their entire life with no end in site.
I just don’t understand why Julio can’t just be normal for about 2 seconds. All we wanted was a nice picture together, but he chose to make a nasty face during them taking the snapshot, he’s gotta have the asswhole-itis I swear! =p
by é2daizz0 November 10, 2009
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asswhole job

Describes a fully-completed task, rather than just something done half-a**. Da implication, of course, is dat said actions may not have been performed properly, however --- i.e., da clueless laborer may have indeed been thorough and invested an appropriate amount of time and effort, but he may have majorly screwed up the job as far as its being done correctly.
An example of an asswhole job would be if you carefully grilled the steaks or chicken-wings for a backyard barbecue, but naively used bacon-grease to baste them. :P
by QuacksO October 31, 2019
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He meets assholes everywhere he goes.

He meets assholes everywhere he goes. — An insult that points to a person who is the personification of the old southern proverb:

“If you meet an asshole in the morning; you just met an asshole! But if you meet assholes everywhere that you go THEN YOU’RE THE ASSHOLE.”

With that statement as axiomatic, by saying “He meets assholes everywhere he goes”, you are using the statement as a verbal deictic and calling the person observed an asshole.
Using “ He meets assholes everywhere he goes” in a sentence:

What a jerk! I’ll bet you that he meets assholes everywhere he goes.

It’s a very direct / indirect insult verging on shade.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 25, 2023
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fucking assjhole bitch

ethan: hey shawty baeee <3333

female: you are such a fucking assjhole bitch
by Coronatime.com/yourdad February 10, 2021
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