Assmunch

Residue left between your ass cheeks when you can’t or don’t wipe you asshole clean

As my boyfriend lance spread my ass cheeks open to toss my salad, he found my bunghole was covered with a lot of dirty smelly assmunch.

by Queefsniffer69 March 31, 2023

assmunch

A word used to describe someone that you dislike. An individual who on occasion likes to eat someones's ass.

That wife beater Joe Cicatello is such an ass muncher

by Vivien September 15, 2005

Assmunch

One who munches asses.

Oh, Jean. You're such an assmunch.

by UnknownPersonal August 20, 2015

assmuncher

Apple Manager

I can't believe that Assmuncher got promoted!

by Just Me August 24, 2003

assmunch

n. One who is greatly disliked. A complete @#$%ing idiot jackass. Your basic dickwad.

Look at that dude's hair. He looks like a total assmunch

by k-$$$ July 18, 2003

assmunch

someone who likes to eat assholes.

mike: i have to go to work today.
john: oh really? what do you do.
mike: i munch asses.
john: oh so your an assmuncher?
mike: yup.

by imammesofuckyou August 30, 2009

assmunch

someone who is right there to do anything you want them to do they are right at your ass because they are so into you .....

This assmunch wont stop coming up to me and talking to me ....I think he has it bad for me .

by silveradoboyjoe June 19, 2010