tear-ass

a real ripper of a fart

The tear-ass was a fart heard by everyone, even though the party was noisy.

by 39zeke39 December 5, 2009

tear ass

Used in place of the word "restaurant." Gernerallu describes a restaurant whose food is of dubious nature and will cause you intense pain in yr belly. A spin off of the word terrace.

When I was in school i used to have to eat at the Ahmanson Tear-ass everyday.

by athiestonparade December 3, 2004

Rip Shit Tear Ass

The excruciating pain one incurs when finally completing a successful bowel movement which feels as if you have just received an episiotomy in child birth.

End result: Bloody stool & burning anus

Son of a bitch Debby, that turd was soooooo big it left me shaking. I always hate those rip shit tear asses!

by Jeepersbo February 5, 2007

Ass tear

When your having anal sex, and they go too deep, so it rips your asshole out.

"OH NO, I THINK YOUR GONNA ASS TEAR, OOOOOOHJPOHOHOHOHJOHKJHDoikOGH'

by HEnny Ther slawg March 20, 2019

Ass tear

When someone embarrasses them self in front of a large crowd while intoxicated

“Yeah, jumping off the roof through that table was a major ass tear”

by Ass Tearer November 15, 2017

Ass Tears

When one inserts any liquid (including bodily fluids like urine, semen, etc) into someone else’s anus, and the person with the liquid-filled asshole hovers their ass over the other person’s face to let the liquid drip out on to it. This will make their face look like it’s wet with ass “tears”

If you ever think about performing Ass Tears, please be mindful of the liquid you are using. Semen is probably a better choice than sparkling water, because God knows what would happen if your asshole encountered something like that.

by imsilly69 July 16, 2025

Ass tear

When someone embarrasses them self in front of a large crowd while intoxicated

“Yeah, jumping off the roof through a table was a major ass tear”

by Ass Tearer November 15, 2017